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Study: Strippers Make More in Tips When Most 'Fertile'

2007-10-04

A new study from the University of New Mexico found that, on average, strippers make the most money in tips during the most fertile days of their monthly cycles, Psychology Today reports.

For their research, psychologist Geoffrey Miller and colleagues visited local gentlemen's clubs and counted tips made on lap dances.
Oh, so that's what they're calling it now. "Research."

I want to know how they counted the tips, and how they managed to convince the girls that they weren't from the IRS/county sheriff.

Posted by:Mike

#7 Seattle pooleece went on a strip club sting operation to verify that the dancers kept the required distance from the patrons. part of this sting involved taxpayer money for lap dances; don't really want to know what kind of evidence they used (but a blue dress, er suit, comes to mind)

Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-10-04 17:41

#6 It is not halal to have a lap dance with unclean wimin.

Posted by: Chetah Bin Dar 2007-10-04 17:36

#5 They suggested that their major models get "a little bit pregnant" for the photo shoot, so they would look their best, their hormones really jumping.

In the first weeks/months of pregnancy, boobies become bigger/firmer/nicer.

Posted by: JFM 2007-10-04 17:26

#4 Thanks for the update on hormone research on strippers. I will tuck this information away. Just maybe, someday, it will become useful.

Posted by: JohnQC 2007-10-04 17:07

#3 This is easy. Years ago, drug manufacturers had a hard time finding women to work on female replacement hormone assembly lines. (They couldn't hire males for that job, for obvious reasons.) But even the tiny amounts of hormone that the women would get at work would make them prettier, and so within a few months of starting to work there, they would get married and leave.

Ergo, the slight fluctuations in natural hormones among strippers is projected, either through their appearance or pheromones. And the male patrons pick up on this.

Even Playboy magazine was aware of this, years ago. They suggested that their major models get "a little bit pregnant" for the photo shoot, so they would look their best, their hormones really jumping. Then afterwards, they could do what they wanted about the pregnancy.

Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-10-04 16:15

#2 I blame bush.

Posted by: Zenster 2007-10-04 16:01

#1 Obviously this rates further study.
Again, where did I put those federal grant forms...

Posted by: tu3031 2007-10-04 15:11

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