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| Biker's penis hit by lightning |
| 2007-09-21 |
| I have heard of similar stories of guys getting zapped peeing on the 3rd rail and transformers. But lightning; now thats a new one. A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." |
| Posted by:Delphi |
| #14 Now he gets to call it his "lightning rod". |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-09-21 23:54 |
| #13 #4 xbalanke - I know he was taking a leak (and apparently holding said leaker with at least one hand), but his chest? What is he, the second coming of Ron Jeremy? Was he taking a leak, or hugging it? |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-21 21:14 |
| #12 My unit haz been serviced at Pro Station, Been hit by AK 47 Rounds, and haz had 151 stitches in it at one time or 'nother and haz been in the Guinness Book of WORLD Records for Giant Wounded Organs... sheesh Whatsa leettle elecmatricity to be 'fraid off! The Goils & Wimmins all say the extra bumps make them Happy!@ /~:) .....runs |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2007-09-21 21:13 |
| #11 Speak for your self, Red Dawg. I can always buy a new bike. |
| Posted by: IronBarrel XLH '83 2007-09-21 20:45 |
| #10 Are you saying that the bike is a substitute for the unit? |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-09-21 20:44 |
| #9 I'm SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED! |
| Posted by: Dino Uleper9505 2007-09-21 20:44 |
| #8 Biker's penis hit by lightning A Harley Driver would rather his unit got damaged than his Bike. |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2007-09-21 20:25 |
| #7 Ball Lightning? |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-09-21 19:25 |
| #6 *get |
| Posted by: rhodesiafever 2007-09-21 18:53 |
| #5 Can he now het his Croatian dick outa England and back to Croatia, please? |
| Posted by: rhodesiafever 2007-09-21 18:52 |
| #4 What the hell exactly was he doing with his ding-dong when it got struck by lightning? As I understand it he was just taking a leak when lightning struck nearby, charging the surrounding ground. Since he was wearing rubber boots his feet were somewhat insulated, but since he had a stream of liquid contacting the ground and himself ... ZAP! What are the odds? |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-09-21 17:47 |
| #3 "Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms" What the hell exactly was he doing with his ding-dong when it got struck by lightning? On second thought, I really don't wanna know.... |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-21 17:35 |
| #2 and my penis will function normally eventually This is how Super Heroes and Pr0n stars get their start. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2007-09-21 17:13 |
| #1 wonder if he recently visited Alabama? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-09-21 16:54 |