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Man removes self from gene pool with homemade guillotine |
2007-09-13 |
ALLEN PARK -- The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home. Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device. "I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life." |
Posted by:Delphi |
#10 On the cutting edge of societal devolution . . . |
Posted by: Mike 2007-09-13 23:39 |
#9 HENRY FONDA in FORT APACHE > "I remember Kaaaydet ED DAMES" - iff I don't get it, its a given that Dames and US Army-DOD PYWAR-INTEL, etal. won't either. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-09-13 22:29 |
#8 Yarns and decades later, as a dedic Madonna Fan I'm still asking God, etal. what is the meaning or relevance of this vision event!? Past, Future, Present, Parallel versus Non-Parallel, etc > I still don't see it. *"THE JOURNEYMAN" NEW TV SHOW > in 1997, a Madonna Fan from Guam had a dream about 2007 about 1997 in 2007.................@. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-09-13 22:24 |
#7 Le roi est mort--vive la revolution! |
Posted by: Dar 2007-09-13 16:42 |
#6 Obviously a cry for help. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2007-09-13 16:18 |
#5 Enough of the cutting remarks! |
Posted by: Zenster 2007-09-13 15:56 |
#4 For all we know he was a hobbiest and his wife found out and didn't like the cost so she used the machine on him. |
Posted by: Omuper Fillmore1066 2007-09-13 14:02 |
#3 I s'pose we're just lucky he didn't decide to test it on a couple dozen of his neighbors or his neighbors' pets... |
Posted by: Seafarious 2007-09-13 13:01 |
#2 Next time, buddy, why don't you just buy a rope? Oooooops...sorry. |
Posted by: tu3031 2007-09-13 12:59 |
#1 He may be the first ever to receive the coveted Darwin Sucessful Lifetime Ending Achievement Award. |
Posted by: wxjames 2007-09-13 12:56 |