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Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight
2007-08-27
This story kind of goes along with the recent one of the Fort Worth girl who used similar tactics to fight of an abductor. Now we need a cage match between the Texas girl and the Oklahoma deacon.
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Beckett's attorney, Billy Bock, said his client's actions were in self-defense. "Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock.

Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense. "The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.
C'mon, just rub some dirt on it ...
Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.
Posted by:Glenmore

#12  University of Texas? Only steers and queers come from UTexas. Whoa! Sorry I asked. Go walk it off son.
Posted by: Gunny Hartman   2007-08-27 21:56  

#11  Actually there is a treatment for stupid, low wages, poor jobs offered, no advancement, and poverty until you die (Usually younger than normal)

Problem is that leaves plenty of time for procreation, making the dumb apparently increase in numbers.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-08-27 20:43  

#10  I wish then Idiots were insane, as then you could give them meds. Alas, there is no treatment for stupid.
Posted by: Beau   2007-08-27 18:42  

#9  "it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt"

These idiots are insane.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-08-27 18:23  

#8  I'm a Deacon of the Church of the Blues. Call me Deacon Blues.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-08-27 16:25  

#7  words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub

Right about now someone is dearly wishing it was only words that were exchanged.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-27 13:11  

#6  I was reading awhile back about a man attacked by a chimpanzee. Apparently, this is a common injury when chimps fight.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-08-27 10:27  

#5  Who will rid me of this meddlesome, er, deacon? He's a pain in my balls.
Posted by: Henry II   2007-08-27 08:56  

#4  get an OK jury, and just remind them of that "hook em horns!" crap...acquitted
Posted by: Frank G   2007-08-27 07:47  

#3  People are expected to reach adulthood at or around their 21st birthday. However, some of the dumb ones never really get there.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-08-27 07:43  

#2  Now THAT is dirty infighting! Ouch.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-08-27 02:55  

#1  That sort of thing used to happen at Eddie's Club on US 666 in Gallup pretty much every night...
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-08-27 00:08  

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