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| Accused Says He Was Just Milking Goat |
| 2007-08-12 |
| TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. What was the witness doing in the barn? Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat. Ya don't milk a goat with yer doinker, Bub. Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies. Boy-howdy this is gonna put a crimp in a certain "religion's" activities. He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw. EEEEEWerw! A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May. OK, Fido, did the accused touch you in an inappropriate mannor? "Woof". How did he treat you? "Ruff". Did you bend over and "Bark like a Dog"? AROOOOO! |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #9 but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies. And *EVERYONE* missed the irony of him being busted in Pierce County, LOL! WTF is wrong with folks up in the "enlightened" State of Washington? And why was beastiality *NOT* a crime until after the horse incident recently. Or, did everyone just assume that no one did that up there, so you don't need a law for it? |
| Posted by: BA 2007-08-12 21:42 |
| #8 #6: "You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja?" Hope so - God knows she doesn't have one. I am so going to hell.... :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-08-12 19:54 |
| #7 |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-08-12 14:06 |
| #6 You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja ? |
| Posted by: wxjames 2007-08-12 13:41 |
| #5 I was going to make a comment about the pitbull myself, but Zenster already beat me to it. Guess I'll just content myself with gazing at the bust of Salieri on my shelf :-) |
| Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2007-08-12 12:25 |
| #4 Was it a male goat he was 'milking'? |
| Posted by: john frum 2007-08-12 11:35 |
| #3 Not only do we have plenty of things for you to do here at Pioneer Farm Museum and the Ohop Indian Village, but we also have a couple types of programs that we can bring to your school. For more information and prices regarding the items below, please give us a call at: (360) 832-6300 |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2007-08-12 09:42 |
| #2 Maybe the goat started with Arthur . . . . |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-08-12 02:46 |
| #1 sex with the family pit bull Somepeople just aren't interested in living. Q: What do you do when a pit bull humps your leg? A: You fake an orgasm! |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-08-12 01:04 |