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Dog Shoots Owner
2007-08-01
A Memphis man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

Police say King George, a 150-pound Great Dane, accidentally knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner's end table around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday. The gun went off, hitting his owner in the back, MyFOXMemphis.com reports.

Posted by:Spot

#7  Oscar hasn't been caught yet.

He must be sucking their breath out.
Posted by: Oldcat   2007-08-01 18:15  

#6  "Hand over the steak and nobody gets hurt."
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-01 17:03  

#5  Looks like a case of 'One upmansship' in the animal world: if Oscar the Cat can predict Death, then King George can facilitate it.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-08-01 15:45  

#4  Dogs, why do they hate us?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-08-01 14:34  

#3  So dog food again, huh, ya bastid?
Posted by: King George   2007-08-01 12:18  

#2  Buy a glock.
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-08-01 12:01  

#1  Teach the idiot, if he survives, to engage the safety.
Posted by: gromgoru   2007-08-01 11:49  

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