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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Gall Bladder Removed - via Mouth |
| 2007-06-24 |
| Remember Lyndon Johnson's big gall bladder scar? Now you only need a a teeny, tiny incision inside the body! |
| Posted by:Bobby |
| #3 Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat! Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me! |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-06-24 15:41 |
| #2 The thought of LBJ as a nine f'er cracks me up. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-06-24 12:40 |
| #1 The typical gall bladder patient is sometimes referred to as a "nine f'er": Fat, forty-ish, fecund (has had children), flatulent female with foul, foaming, floating feces. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-06-24 10:23 |