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Today's Idiot
2007-05-23
You're never too young to start acting ridiculous
BERLIN (Reuters) - A nine-year-old German girl was so upset about having to tidy her room she put up a sign in her window urging passers-by to call police for help.

Pedestrians in the central city of Braunschweig saw the girl crying in the window, holding up a sign up saying "Help! Please call the police!" Next to her sat a small boy. Quickly alerted, officers rushed to the scene to discover the girl had argued with her mother about tidying her room and enlisted her two-year-old brother's aid to attract attention.

"The room looked like a battlefield," said a spokesman for local police on Monday. "Officers told the girl to tidy her room. When they came back two hours later to check, it was all cleaned up. And the mother and daughter had made up too."
Awww... I love a happy ending.
Posted by:Free Radical

#3  When my kids were growing up, they always threatened to call Child Protective Services on me if I was "mean" to them. I told them go ahead - it will take at least 10-15 minutes for the cops to arrive, and I can do a lot of damage in that time. If I am going to jail, it won't be for just yelling at them. I will make it worth my while.
Posted by: Rambler   2007-05-23 11:25  

#2  ROTFLMAO!
Posted by: danking_70   2007-05-23 10:48  

#1  "Halp me, jon kari, I'm stuk in my room!"
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-05-23 10:34  

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