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Hamas and Fatah agree ceasefire
2007-05-16
Hamas and Fatah forces have agreed a ceasefire after a day of fighting killed at least 16 people in Gaza, Ismail Haniya, the Palestinian prime minister, has said.
Wadeaminnit! They were in a ceasefire!
More of a cross-ceasefire, actually
Dare we call it a 'trucefire'?
Haniya, also a Hamas leader, said the groups agreed to pull their fighters off the streets at midnight (2100 GMT) on Tuesday. Previous ceasefires have lasted long enough to pee and reload just hours.

At least eight members of Mahmoud Abbas's presidential guard were killed following an attack by Hamas fighters near Gaza's Karni crossing. The fighting, coming on top of the resignation of Hani al-Qawasmi, the interior minister, is the first major crisis facing the unity government set up between Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah movement and Hamas.
Yeah. Everything up to now's been minor, hardly worth mentioning.
One Palestinian man was also killed by Israeli soldiers. Hamas later claimed responsibility for firing five rockets from Gaza into Israel, one of which landed on a house in the town of Sderot. One person was seriously injured in the rocket attack, rescue workers said. It was the first Hamas rocket attack on Israel in three weeks. Hamas members have previously said that they would observe a ceasefire with Israel.
And now they're not.
Colonel Ali Qayssi, of Fatah, said that dozens of members of a Hamas paramilitary force and the faction's military wing, the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, fired grenades and anti-tank fire on the military base near Karni, where 200 guards are stationed. When other Fatah members arrived to drive off the attacking force, they were ambushed by other Hamas fighters, he said. Fatah men who survived the ambush said that the Hamas men had killed any Fatah men who they had captured. An unidentified Fatah security man who said he had been wounded in the incident told Palestinian television: "They came and shot the wounded. They left me, believing I was dead."

A spokesman for the Hamas paramilitary, the Executive Force, which is controlled by the interior ministry, denied its members were involved and blamed Israel.
"Yeah. It wudn't us. It wuz them Zionists."
Earlier on Tuesday, a fighter from the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades was shot dead and another Hamas supporter wounded in Gaza City, medics and witnesses said. Ibrahim Mounia was killed in eastern Gaza City overnight when unknown armed men ambushed a minibus carrying men from the brigade, sources said.
Betcha that wuz Zionists, too.
Another Hamas loyalist was wounded when fighters opened fire near a checkpoint controlled by national security, a service dominated by Fatah loyalists.

At least 23 Palestinians have been killed in factional fighting since Sunday and more than 60 wounded, dealing a major blow to the unity government just two months after it was formed. Another blow to the administration was al-Qawasmi's resignation which has left Ismail Haniya, the prime minister, assuming responsibility for the interior ministry until a replacement is found. In a bid to clamp down on the street fighting, Haniya is expected to convene a meeting of commanders on Tuesday to discuss a prospective security deployment.
Posted by:Fred

#14  Ceasefires within Trucefires within Armistices, it's like a damn big ass Orange Love Onion, we can peel away layers and layers of the orb until we find the crux of the shell. And it could be that it's the fiver note that abu Malu (the incontinent) lost last weekend.

/You wanted sense?
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-16 18:24  

#13  Hamas and Fatah agree ceasefire

Boy howdy, I'd hate to see what happens when they really disagree.

I nominate tu3031 for the best snark of the day!

Cheerfully seconded. Great wisecrack, tu3031. Now, if only it were true.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-05-16 18:07  

#12  This must be the truce to stop the fighting that stopped the truce to stop the fighting over who is the mas macho muslim organization.
Posted by: Hank   2007-05-16 17:24  

#11  Lunchtime must be over.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-05-16 15:14  

#10  Dozens of Gaza residents turned out for a rally on Wednesday to demand an end to factional fighting, only to be caught in crossfire that left eight wounded.

"Just as we used to protect you from the occupation by acting as human shields, we have come to protect you from yourselves," one protester shouted at gunmen, referring to instances when Palestinian civilians positioned themselves between militants and Israeli forces. Placing themselves between warring factions deployed on opposite ends of a Gaza City street, the protesters were forced to run for their lives when a gun battle erupted, witnesses said.

A local hospital said eight people were wounded in the crossfire, one critically.


Well...so much for that idea.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-16 13:11  

#9  Peace in our lunchtime.

I nominate tu3031 for the best snark of the day!
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-05-16 13:00  

#8  for the strike at Hamas HQ, I'll be the IDF had Fatah spotters doing the counting of the deceased.
Posted by: mhw   2007-05-16 10:43  

#7  Hamas and Fatah killing each other seemed like a workable arrangement. Please reconsider the truce. Surely, you both can find something to be 'pissed off with' with each other. Rantburgers would be willing to help you find 'shooting' differences over which to disagree.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-05-16 10:42  

#6  I like their medic uniforms, white pants.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-05-16 10:18  

#5  one of the wire services says Hamas fired on their own troops, killing 5. (damn, I love it when that happens)

Also IDF helis hit a Hamas command post. 4 gunnies, killed, NO reports of civilians killed. Nice shooting, bachurim.
Posted by: liberalhawk   2007-05-16 09:41  

#4  Peace in our lunchtime. Check back in a few hours...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-16 08:57  

#3  They came and shot the wounded

Yeah. Put 'em out of their misery. The barbaric joooos would've simply captured them and treated their wounds, in violation of human rights.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2007-05-16 06:17  

#2  Yeah, Joe, maybe if they can focus their aggeressive tendencies on the Jooos, they wouldn't be killing each other.

Everybody's gotta have an outlet, a hobby as it were.
Posted by: Bobby   2007-05-16 05:47  

#1  DEBKA > Over 20 rockets fired at SDEROT and nearby areas; + ABBAS's FATAH has allegedly agreed to join HAMAS in NEW ROCKET OFFENSIVE AGZ ISRAEL???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-05-16 02:01  

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