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Illinois 8-Year-Old Finds Bag of Marijuana in McDonald's Happy Meal
2007-05-16
A 17-year-old employee of an Ottawa, Ill., McDonald's is out of work and facing drug charges after allegedly hiding marijuana and a lighter in the Happy Meal.

Keith Irelan and his three children went through a McDonald's drive-thru Monday night to order Happy Meals. They were on their way to meet their mother at a nearby school for a picnic, police said. But one of the children — an 8-year-old girl — got a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal, according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann. Her father went to the police.

"To be honest, you don't expect that," Irelan told FOX Chicago affiliate WFLD-TV. "She said 'Mom, I have a lighter in my Happy Meal,'" the girl's mother said.

The girl showed the lighter to her dad, then told him later that she got two other "toys" in her Happy Meal. One of those toys was a bag of marijuana. "She said 'What is this?'" Irelan said. "Right then and there, I knew what it was."

McDonald's employee Brandon Scott of Ottawa was fired on the spot, then arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. "Indications are the subject placed them in an empty box, intent on hiding the items," Zeilmann told WFLD-TV.

McDonald's owners cooperated with the investigation that led to the arrest, Zeilmann said. The store apologized, but the Irelan family said they still may sue, WFLD-TV reported.
Like wow. Bummer, dude!
Posted by:Spot

#21  Marijuana?? I asked for coke!

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!!!

FOOTNOTE: IF RATED AS A SEPARATE NATION, McDONALD'S WOULD RATE AMONGST THE TOP TEN COCA-COLA PURCHASERS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-05-16 21:17  

#20  Marijuana?? I asked for coke!

[Stealing this from the boyfriend.]
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2007-05-16 19:56  

#19  I don't like Mcdonald's, too much oregano.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-05-16 19:50  

#18  See what happens when you order "extra crispy"?
Posted by: Zenster   2007-05-16 19:34  

#17  12 fries with that man, an 2 apple turnovers for Miss Bonny the perlice lady. And a quarter powerder for the disk sargunt.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-16 19:33  

#16  we had a KFC shut down here for someone selling crack through the drive throuhg
Posted by: sinse   2007-05-16 18:23  

#15  thx tu, as always, king of snark.
Posted by: USN. Ret.   2007-05-16 17:40  

#14  'nuther contender for "today's idiot".
Are they sure he wasn't dealing out of Mickie D's drive thru window?
Posted by: GK   2007-05-16 16:19  

#13  Should be, "Do you want to get fried with that?"
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-16 15:10  

#12  "Do you want fries with that, man?"
(eleven posts and not used yet, so I figgered it was time)
Posted by: USN. Ret.   2007-05-16 15:08  

#11  I always wondered why it was called a "Happy" meal.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-05-16 12:58  

#10  Like, wow, like I meant to hide that in my employee locker. Dang, I paid good money for that stuff. What? Sorry, my brain's a little slow lately. Dunno why . . .
Posted by: ex-lib   2007-05-16 12:41  

#9  The store apologized, but the Irelan family said they still may sue, WFLD-TV reported.

Sue? What the hell for?????

Posted by: Dave D.   2007-05-16 12:39  

#8  Which goes to show... something. It wouldn't have occurred to me that a bag full of dried leaves was drugs, although no doubt the trailing daughters would have figured it out. They both take after Mr. Wife in some things.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-05-16 12:07  

#7  Lucky kid--all I got was the crappy Ronald McDonald LSD stickers.
Posted by: Dar   2007-05-16 11:52  

#6  I guess that would be a BEFORE dinner smoke.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-05-16 11:47  

#5  "To be honest, you don't expect that,"

If you did, the lines would be out the door at the Ottawa Mcdonalds...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-16 11:37  

#4  What's the address of the Whacky Meal dispenser? Just curious of course.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-05-16 11:24  

#3  in the late 60's there was a rumor of somebody putting Thai-Sticks in the ash trays of some new Mustangs.

I wonder, considering the times, how much the rumor increased sales.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-05-16 11:24  

#2  Now THAT'S a marketing ploy.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2007-05-16 11:17  

#1  What ever happened to the joint in a sock?
Posted by: Perfesser   2007-05-16 11:02  

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