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| Sex Toy Threat To National Security |
| 2007-05-11 |
| A radio-controlled vibrator made in Britain has been banned in Cyprus after it was branded a threat to national security. The Cypriot military are concerned the sex toy's electronic waves will disrupt the army's radio frequencies on the island. A spokesperson for makers Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug 2, a small, egg shaped device operated by a remote control, was on sale for use everywhere in Europe - except Cyprus. "The remote control only has a range of six metres. We have still been selling them in Cyprus, but with a warning urging Cypriots not to use it unless they travel abroad," said the Ann Summers spokesperson. In its promotional literature the company describes the device as a "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg", later adding: "Not for use in Cyprus". Military officials refused to comment on the reasons for the ban, but the government's Communications and Works Ministry said it had been a purely military decision. "We never even saw them, they were banned before we even had a chance to check them, but if issues of national security are at stake then that is not surprising," a spokesperson said. "The military does operate on a different frequency to the general frequency, but they do not share that information for obvious reasons, only they would have been able to decide what SRD's (Small Range Devices) might be a threat and what to do about it." Lizzie Eddleston from the Ann Summers press office in the UK said: "It is a shame but we have to honour the request and have made it clear that the Love Bug is not for sale in Cyprus. "We have been told the electronic waves given off by the 'Love Bug' would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it's better to make love, not war." |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #5 Think of the fun you could have if you went to the local silver love egg-o-porium, and ripped the frequencies from the remotes: then plug them into a garage door opener and then just start driving up and down various streets and see who's door pops up, so to speak..... |
| Posted by: USN. Ret. 2007-05-11 18:01 |
| #4 The remote control only has a range of six metres That's far enough to be all kinds of fun in trains, buses, and long boring meetings! Push the button and see who squirms! :-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-05-11 16:54 |
| #3 A spokesperson for makers Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug 2, a small, egg shaped device operated by a remote control, In the comfort of his favorite recliner, Lionel can finish of the London Daily on-line, sip a pint, and entertain Doris at the same time! Only a true Pommie could appreciate the economics of such an arrangement. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2007-05-11 16:44 |
| #2 "Not for use in Cyprus/" I don't think that's what its called, but one term for it does start with a 'c'...... |
| Posted by: USN. Ret. 2007-05-11 15:02 |
| #1 A remote controlled sex toy with a six meter range? Do they sell them to women with 20 foot arms? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-05-11 12:59 |