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| Imams scrap soccer match with women |
| 2007-05-07 |
| Muslim and Christian leaders in Oslo scrapped a soccer match meant to foster understanding between religions, on Saturday after the imams refused to play a team that included female priests. Presumably everybody understands why. The imams said physical contact with women would be inappropriate, the NRK public television said. "Wimmin's got cooties. Ever'body knows thet!" The Norwegian Christians refused a proposal of a male-only clash. "We're Norwegians. Norwegians like girls." “Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden,” imam Senaid Kobilica told the TV channel. "It's hard to give a kick that extra 'oomph' with that stuff running down your leg!" A woman priest from Norway’s Lutheran state church, who was part of the Christian team, said barring women from the pitch would be discrimination. Her objection prompted the Christian captain to cancel the match. "Ja, sure! Let's go have a few beers instead!" "I second the motion!" |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #11 I still think we need a Boyz in Burkas Subheading |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-05-07 17:32 |
| #10 Women cause vapors with the Lions. But, a shy, cute goat..now that's different. |
| Posted by: Woozle Elmeter2970 2007-05-07 16:17 |
| #9 “Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden,” Islam has the sexual maturity of a 5 year old. They can't even say what the problem is. Impotence has to be endemic among muslims. No people that frustrated could function normally. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2007-05-07 14:40 |
| #8 We really need to invade Saudi and Iran with the Armies 666th psychiatric division. Hell, they got oil they can afford to pay for the shrinks. Has there ever been another culture so sexually sick for so long? |
| Posted by: AlanC 2007-05-07 14:38 |
| #7 Of course the imams have issues with any female who isn't a goat but most likely they're also afraid the Norwegian women would kick their butts. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-05-07 12:13 |
| #6 A woman priest... who was part of the Christian team, said barring women...would be discrimination. Her objection prompted the Christian captain to cancel the match. Hopefully, next time it will occur to the captain to cancel the match before the women have to bring the issue to his attention. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2007-05-07 07:08 |
| #5 BTW, of course you know its all Dubya's fault. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-05-07 02:50 |
| #4 Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden. The problem is not bodily contact. Repressed, psychotic, sex-starved, contact-starved, immature, irresponsible, uncontrollable men are the problem. The yearning for the touch of a women other than Mom or family becomes obession when forbidden. |
| Posted by: Thinemp Whimble 2007-05-07 02:48 |
| #3 FREEREPUBLIC > ITS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT FOR PLANET EARTH. Mankind on our way out, Cats and dogs eat too much goodies derived from vital biotic life forms. *PLANET OF THE APES RISING -COCKROACHES CELEBRATE FRENCH ELEX + VICTORY OF PAN-INSECT INSURGENCY OVER HUMANITY. THEY'RE ALL F-R-R-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.................! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-05-07 02:47 |
| #2 “Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden,” "Not that I would have any first hand knowledge of whatever this issue possibly might happen to be, you all hear. I just heard it from someone who heard it from someone, you know. I mean, I would never get off thinking of those luscious curves, the supple breasts, the silky skin ... oh no .... oh NO! ... Dammit! Not again! I'll be right back!" |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-05-07 01:24 |
| #1 It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden... Oh, don't worry, Imam. I'm sure your head will have exploded long before it gets to that stage... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-05-07 00:49 |