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Idiot(s) of the Day submission : Ewe've been had
2007-04-26
Thousands of rich Japanese women were conned into believing lambs were valuable miniature poodles.
Flocks were imported from the UK and Australia to be sold by an internet company as the latest "must have" pet.

The scam was rumbled when movie star Maiko Kawakami complained on a talk show that her new poodle refused to bark or eat dog food. She showed photos of the animal and was devastated when told that it was a lamb, reports the Sun.

Hundreds of women contacted police to say that they had also been sold lambs instead of pedigree pups by the con artists based in Sapporo. One couple found out the truth only after a dog beautician told them she could not trim their poodle's claws - because they were hooves. The company, whose name translated as Poodles As Pets, has now been shut down.

Bosses took advantage of the fact sheep are rare in Japan and most people do not know what they look like. They advertised poodles online for £630 - half the price of the highly-desired puppies in Japan at £1,260. A police spokesman said: "We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company were selling sheep as poodles."
"And we stopped laughing."
Posted by:anonymous5089

#23  Is this article for real, as I know Japanese kids are taught farm animal types.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-04-26 21:10  

#22  Got a feeling the role wasn't much of a stretch for Maiko...

Talk about a one-pass shoot.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-26 20:37  

#21  One of Maiko's big roles was in a flick called "Violent Cop"...

When he discovers a man in bed with his mentally feeble sister, Akari (Maiko Kawakami), he thrashes the guy.

Got a feeling the role wasn't much of a stretch for Maiko...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-26 20:28  

#20  Bosses took advantage of the fact sheep are rare in Japan and most people do not know what they look like. They must not know much about dogs either. This is hilarious. Thanks A5089.
Posted by: GK   2007-04-26 17:39  

#19  Was this reported in James Lileks' "Daily Bleat"?

[rim shot]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week . . . .
Posted by: Mike   2007-04-26 17:08  

#18  MODERATOR ALERT: tu3031's link is definitely NSFW. You may wish to disable the link or post a warning in-frame.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-26 16:52  

#17  Bah.
Posted by: Glavirong tse Tung4273   2007-04-26 16:39  

#16  "The scam was rumbled when movie star Maiko Kawakami complained on a talk show that her new poodle refused to bark or eat dog food. She showed photos of the animal and was devastated when told that it was a lamb, reports the Sun."

Japanese movie stars are as intellegent than their US counterparts.
Posted by: USMC6743   2007-04-26 16:37  

#15  Heeeeeeeeeere's...Maiko!

http://www.asianology.com/advanced/maiko_kawakami/
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-26 16:22  

#14  So are these "Shoodles" or "Peeps"?

The scam was rumbled when movie star Maiko Kawakami complained on a talk show that her new poodle refused to bark or eat dog food. She showed photos of the animal and was devastated when told that it was a lamb, reports the Sun.

I need to introduce this gal to a exclusive new game called "Cars & Garages". After that, we'll have even more fun playing "Hide the Sausage".
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-26 16:17  

#13  You would think the little hooves would have been a give away.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2007-04-26 14:15  

#12  At least they get the wool for the sheeps sweater free instead of buying it.
Posted by: Charles   2007-04-26 14:06  

#11  Sell them my cookbook: "100 ways to Wok a Lamb".
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-04-26 13:53  

#10  Ewwwwww...
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-04-26 10:54  

#9  Poodles as Pets has now changed it's name to Carbon Credits R' Us...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-26 10:31  

#8  They're "Poodle-sheep".

Yeah. That's it!
Posted by: mojo   2007-04-26 10:15  

#7  Any devastated Japanese women want to buy some Consolation Carbon Footprint Credits? They will make you feel better. Ghah-rhon-teed.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-04-26 10:11  

#6  Pewedles?
Posted by: Erk   2007-04-26 08:59  

#5  The operation has been moved to Arabia. ILoveEwe.com.
Posted by: ed   2007-04-26 08:11  

#4  platypus are extremely rare in the US, but I think I'd know something was wrong if someone tried to pass it off as an expensive persian cat.

Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-04-26 08:05  

#3  I prefer lamb to dog anyway. Nicer flavor and more tender.
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-04-26 07:36  

#2  Sheared for sure, but I bet a lot of those lambs stay pets.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-26 07:29  

#1  I've heard of "sheepdogs" before, but . . . .
Posted by: Mike   2007-04-26 07:12  

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