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| Quetta cellphones begin their reign of terror |
| 2007-04-20 |
| Two persons including a woman were reportedly affected by dangerous emission from mobile phones here Thursday. According to details, one young man Abdul Khaliq was speaking by his cell phones separately here today. Khaliq said that while speaking his mobile phone set became hot and he immediately cautioned himself and removed the set from his ear. In the meanwhile there was a explosion which affected his ear. A woman Mrs Gul Zeb was also brought to Civil Hospital. She told that she was speaking by Cell phone. Another call interrupted her call and there was an explosion. She fell unconscious and her family members removed her to civil hospital. Dr Anwar examined them and said there was nothing. When contacted Director PTA Abdul Batin denied such incidents and told reporters that if there is such virus, it is scanned automatically by the system. All this is rumour and nothing. |
| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #12 you never gat a call on your cell while you were on the loo? Yes, but I never answered because I rightly feared Pakistani Cell Phone Virus. PCPV? get yur Pakistani Cell Phone prophalytic right here. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-04-20 19:34 |
| #11 Since muslims are circumcized, does this mean the converts have to cut some more? that's where the "needle dick" epithets and muslim male desire for clitorectomies on the wymyns comes in |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-04-20 19:26 |
| #10 just one week later the Paki owner haz an uncontrollable desire to get circumcised and become a Jew. Since muslims are circumcized, does this mean the converts have to cut some more? |
| Posted by: John Frum 2007-04-20 19:19 |
| #9 of course - and it was in another room...that's why you have VOICE MAIL! Don't answer! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-04-20 16:36 |
| #8 Sorry, just got to thinking about offshore and outsourcing of so much manufacturing, they seemed like related topics. you never gat a call on your cell while you were on the loo? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-04-20 16:09 |
| #7 You are OT USN,Ret! This is all about Cell Phone Viruses in Pakistan! Land of the Pure Cell Phone Viruses. Terrible Cell Phone Viruses. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-04-20 15:09 |
| #6 Probably tied in somehow with those ToTo brand (I am not making this up) toilets that have been exploding / burning from defective wiring. Think i would rather have a warm ear than a warm rear....... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-04-20 12:18 |
| #5 I have it on good authority that some Paki cell phones with displays suddenly start showing funny pictures of Mo'. If you try to get rid of the picture, the cell phone heats up, emits a loud wail, blows up, and leaves a strong odor of butyric acid in the area, reminiscent of vomit. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2007-04-20 11:13 |
| #4 Dang RD! A Joooooo Virus loose in Pakistani Cell Phones you say? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-04-20 09:13 |
| #3 Virus Warnings: Quetta cellphones begin their reign of terror Truthy: There's a Christian Conversion Virus on the loose in PAKISTAN. It's infects Internet providers first then attacks the individual Paki's cell phone software. It was designed by the CIA and it targets cell phone users in Pak-land. Typically after 2 weeks of receiving and making phone calls the owner is struck by an irresistible urge to convert. To date Catholic conversions are up 62%. Fresh Intel: Mossad copied the CIA cell phone viruses almost exactly. The most virulent is called the Hebrew Virus. It has just been detected on some of the big networks in Pakistan. It works pretty much the same way except that any Muslime who gets a cell phone call from a network with the Hebrew Virus becomes infected with it immediately. In fact the Hebrew Virus loads automatically and just one week later the Paki owner haz an uncontrollable desire to get circumcised and become a Jew. ;-) |
| Posted by: RD 2007-04-20 01:56 |
| #2 It's the fabled and much dreaded Cell Phone O' Doom! |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-04-20 01:06 |
| #1 Betcha is was not an Indian Nokian phone. They are banned in PakLand, bwahahahaha! Insh'Allah, baby, heh. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2007-04-20 00:23 |