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| 2007-04-18 | |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #17 Looks like a Passin Out Couch, the hefty cousin of the Fainting Couch. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-04-18 18:13 |
| #16 I had a couch just like hers once.... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-04-18 14:05 |
| #15 EU6305, yea, I get the idea, perl is my second language. ;-) |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-04-18 13:12 |
| #14 Hello Dhal-ly! |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-04-18 12:07 |
| #13 Sorry some of the syntax in the script was goofed up when I pasted into the text box. Hope you get the idea though. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-04-18 11:55 |
| #12 twobyfour, Here's a little cgi-bin script I use to harass spambots: #!/opt/perl/bin/perl printf "Content-type: text/html "; printf ""; while (1) { open(HACK, " printf "%s ", $hack; } close HACK; } The hacker file is garbage and this script just keeps spewing it in a never ending loop whenever the spambot steps into the booby trap. The booby trap is an invisible link inside a regular web page. People who view the page won't see the link because there is nothing between the href and the /a tags. But a bot will see it in the html source and follow it and it takes him to the cgi-bin script. The idea is to use all of the bot's memory or disk space or cpu cycles until he crashes. Judging from my logs I think it has actually brought one or two of them to their knees. It's not really a bear trap but I don't think they like it. I hate them too. They are the jihadis of the Internet and they all need to be strung up by their dangly bits. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-04-18 11:54 |
| #11 I thought her last name was spelled Doll. |
| Posted by: Captain Whuter4258 2007-04-18 11:09 |
| #10 Arlene is a doll. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-04-18 11:03 |
| #9 Arlene was one of my boyhood flames like Rita Hayworth and Linda Hayward. We would swipe Man's magazine from the corner store, go into the woods, light up a hand-rolled and flip through the stories and stare at the pictures. |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2007-04-18 10:18 |
| #8 Hey, Ruskie spammer: we've already seen the girls of our dreams. Fred has a stock photo of 5 of them dancing in a circle. Nightmares are also dreams. |
| Posted by: Jackal 2007-04-18 08:23 |
| #7 Oops! Forgot to change that nickname back. Sorry. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-04-18 07:38 |
| #6 You mean her name isn't Barbara? |
| Posted by: Elmer Fudd 2007-04-18 07:31 |
| #5 I think she's saying "gorb". |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-04-18 06:45 |
| #4 I hate spammers. They are on my list right after jihadis. Mods, can you apply something like a bear trap instead of sink trap this time? |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-04-18 04:32 |
| #3 Check this site! They are really hot.Just look at them. -http://yourglamourgirls.com/ Girls of your dreams! |
| Posted by: Ventura 2007-04-18 04:28 |
| #2 Sorry, Beso, I don't think she is saying anything, she looks like wearing a mask. |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-04-18 04:06 |
| #1 I believe she is saying "yes." |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2007-04-18 04:02 |