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Man arrested for sex with sheep |
2007-04-04 |
A MAN has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep. The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said. “He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions,” spokeswoman Christine Klein said. The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine. |
Posted by:Elmavith Fluck6403 |
#10 and the virgin wool? The ugly ones.. *rimshot* I'm here all week, try the veal |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-04-04 22:19 |
#9 His lawyer's claims of cultural discrimination mustn't be allowed to pull the wool over your ... eyes, yes, that was the word, eyes. |
Posted by: Zenster 2007-04-04 22:03 |
#8 Like Gene Wilder in that Allen movie? Does the guy now drink Woolite? |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-04-04 20:50 |
#7 Allan's Snackbar, Motel, and Barnyard. Please use protection. |
Posted by: wxjames 2007-04-04 20:36 |
#6 He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions Bet his lawyer has an explanation .. one that claims that German law discriminates against his cultural practices... |
Posted by: John Frum 2007-04-04 19:48 |
#5 a Turk, huh? Surprise Meter? |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-04-04 18:22 |
#4 When they caught him, did he have a sheepish grin on his face? |
Posted by: gorb 2007-04-04 17:39 |
#3 The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act I see ewe! |
Posted by: Mike 2007-04-04 17:30 |
#2 Ba-a-a-a-a-a!!!!! |
Posted by: Lambchop 2007-04-04 16:16 |
#1 The sheep was not wearing a burka, therefore she was a slut and deserved it. When this gets to Sharia court the sheep will be stoned to death. |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2007-04-04 16:10 |