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Alligator Seized From Vermont Basement
2007-03-13
State wildlife officials have confiscated an alligator that had been living in a Vermont home for seven years. The 6-foot-4-inch American alligator, estimated to be 17 years old, was seized by the Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife last Wednesday and was to be moved to a proper environment. "This animal could have harmed a child, not to mention the people who were taking care of it," said Michael Ralbovsky of Rainforest Reptiles of Boston, who helped Vermont agents seize the alligator.

Ralbovsky said the alligator, which was kept in a wood and glass enclosure in the home's basement, was well taken care of, but at 125 pounds, was small for its age.
"Honey? Did you remember to feed the alligator?"
"Oh, darn! I forgot!"
"Again?"
Posted by:Fred

#9  Wonder what "flavor" will be named by Ben & Jerry over this incident?
Posted by: BA   2007-03-13 13:09  

#8  I blame it on global warming....
Posted by: Slusoger Tojo2075   2007-03-13 12:58  

#7  Don't have basements around here, but gators come by from time to time. Watch your kids when you're down by the ponds.
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-03-13 08:55  

#6  OK, Steve, yeeeeaaaaagggghhhh, you're right.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-13 08:18  

#5  Shouldn't that headline read, "Howard Dean arrested"?

Sez gator in the basement, Mike. Not snake in the grass.
Posted by: Steve   2007-03-13 07:51  

#4  Shouldn't that headline read, "Howard Dean arrested"?
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-13 06:28  

#3  Gators fer sum, pit bulls fer 'tothers.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-03-13 02:15  

#2  At over 6 foot, smallness of size has nuthin to do agz sheer jaw- and tail-power.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-03-13 01:01  

#1  I guess it was too late to flush the animal down the toilet.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2007-03-13 00:40  

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