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| Ricky has six baby's mothers |
| 2007-03-12 |
| Happy father's day, Ricky. Hope you get lots of cards. And a cut of the welfare money... Ricky Lackey has six children on the way. Don't call them sextuplets - they're each with different women. I can't help it. The bitches loves Ricky... When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked. "No, I be concubining," he said. I wonder if you,... be paying? Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October. Ricky's boys can swim... Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more. Ummmmmmm...shut up, Ricky. Marsh said she wasn't sure how to respond, so she let the issue drop since it wasn't relevant to the proceedings. Plan on supporting them, Ricky? Or you gonna let the state handle that? Lackey, a music producer who told Marsh he was on the cusp of a $2 million deal that would net him $300,000 upfront, was convicted Friday on a reduced charge of attempted theft. Turning his life around, I'll bet... Prosecutors say the Avondale man defrauded U.S. Bank out of $3,975 by depositing empty envelopes into ATM machines, claiming they contained cash, and depositing bad checks before withdrawing cash on the falsely inflated balances. Yeah, looks like Ricky's really on the verge of a big score... Lackey has repaid the money, according to court records. Marsh ordered no other sentence, because restitution had been paid. Just a...misunderstanding, ya honor. As Lackey left the courtroom, a group of teenage girls there for another case appeared to know Lackey. "Oh, there's Ricky Lackey!" one swooned. Lackey shrugged the attention off with one word and a wave of his hand. Looks like Ricky be spreading more seed around soon. "Fans," he said. Have all the bastards ya want, Ricky. As long as I ain't paying for them... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #4 I be concubining A new Rantburg classic line! |
| Posted by: Spot 2007-03-12 20:44 |
| #3 There's a pic of Ricky at the link. The secret of his appeal...remains a secret. Either he's swinging a big bat, or he can lick his eyebrows. Or, he's got the Funky Cold Medina! Hit it! |
| Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956 2007-03-12 20:19 |
| #2 There's a pic of Ricky at the link. The secret of his appeal...remains a secret. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2007-03-12 20:10 |
| #1 As Lackey left the courtroom, a group of teenage girls there for another case appeared to know Lackey. "Oh, there's Ricky Lackey!" one swooned. Are they Ricky's lackeys? |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-03-12 13:27 |