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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Setting penis on fire nets four-year term
2007-03-01
MONTREAL -- A Montreal woman who used fondue fuel to set her late boyfriend's penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison. The Crown says taking into account time already served, Andree Rene, 44, will have to remain incarcerated for another 30 months.
OK, let's get that fence built now before this idea spreads
In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument.
Prior to one that was even more heated...
1. Never, never go to bed angry.
2. Never close your eyes
As Guillaume Pungo snoozed, Rene doused the man's private parts with fuel and set them aflame.
"Flame on!"
The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns, before dying last year of unrelated causes.

Posted by:Steve

#11  Ouch ouch and ouch.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-03-01 21:33  

#10  "issues would probably come up...

Or not.
Posted by: no mo uro   2007-03-01 17:50  

#9  Pungu suffered first- and third-degree burns to his genital area and torso, and spent a week in the hospital, followed by a month of outpatient treatment, the prosecutor said. The attack also left psychological scars: insomnia, nightmares, fear of fire and problems in his relationships with women.

Yeah, I think I could see where these issues would probably come up...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-03-01 16:34  

#8  before dying last year of unrelated causes

Mortification, no doubt.
Posted by: KBK   2007-03-01 16:21  

#7  I doubt it was "Light My Fire". More likely it was Elvis's "Hunk of Burnin' Love".
Posted by: Dave D.   2007-03-01 16:18  

#6  Third degree burns on the penis. That seems like a terrible way to go.

Al
Posted by: Frozen Al   2007-03-01 16:11  

#5  When the radio started playing the Doors' "Light My Fire", her mind snapped, and . . . well, she tried to set the night on fire.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-01 16:03  

#4  Some girls will do anything to get a guy hot.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2007-03-01 15:40  

#3  She heard that it plumps when you cook it.
Posted by: ryuge   2007-03-01 15:28  

#2  "In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument. "

Please tell me that line was snarked in place, and not from the reporter's pen........
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-03-01 15:19  

#1  There are easier ways to roast some nuts by an open fire.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-03-01 14:36  

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