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Marshall may be father of Anna Nicole's daugher
2007-02-11
First it was the celebrity photographer versus the Hollywood lawyer. Then Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband entered the fray. Yesterday, the extraordinary whodunnit over who fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby took another twist - it could have been her elderly billionaire husband, who died on August 4, 1995.
Apparently it could be nearly anybody male.
All you Rantburg gents ought to submit your claims soon; the field's getting crowded. You may address the entry "To whom it may concern." Make sure you throw a little love Fred's way, unless (our) Fred is the daddy, in which case RB is due for a MAJOR upgrade...
Wudn't me. I hate standing in long lines.
J Howard Marshall II's name was thrown into the paternity stakes by the half-sister of Smith, 39, the buxom, platinum blond former Playboy Playmate of the Year who died in mysterious circumstances in a Florida hotel room last week.
Then again, it could have been the guy with the hat...
In the manuscript for a new book, Donna Hogan says her sister froze the 90-year-old Mr Marshall's sperm and may have used it to become pregnant.
Lends a new dimension to the word "Popsicle," doesn't it?
Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, who bears the names of two of her possible fathers and became the heir to a share of the oil baron's $1.6 billion fortune when her mother died, was born in the Bahamas five months ago. The latest dramatic revelation comes on the heels of a paternity court hearing - held just a day after Miss Smith's death - pitting Howard K Stern, 38, her lawyer, who claims to have been her lover, against Larry Birkhead, a photographer and former boyfriend.
Therefore also her lover...
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, 61, husband of the almost comatose 90-year-old Miss Gabor, joined the ranks of claimants on Friday, saying he had a decade-long affair with Miss Smith.
Prince Fred is also rumored to actually be averse to having sexual congress with women except for money...
He later muddied the waters further by saying that any one of 30 men could be Dannielynn's father.
He was probably being impeccably polite and dropping a zero. Or two. Maybe three.
"Anna liked to have fun. She liked to have fun with men," said Prince Frederic, the son of a German policeman, who bought his title. "She was a very sexy woman." Speaking in Los Angeles, he claimed she had pleaded with him to make her a princess, but he had refused to divorce his wife of 20 years, who suffered a stroke on July 7, 2005.
Anna Nicole seems to have spent a good part of her life with her pants off. Maybe she died of exhaustion?
Posted by:Fred

#26  Get your wallets ready, boyz - the way JIM BOHANNON + guests + callers were describing the death of Anna Nicole, you just know Hollywierd will make certain all Male-kind will be held responsible.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-02-11 21:02  

#25  That is obviously a staged photo: no refrigerator is that clean. I mean there isn't even the obligotory ketchup spill or unidentified green science project growing in the botom......
Posted by: USN, ret.   2007-02-11 20:20  

#24  negative - they usually have keyed concrete connections with some sort of sealant, perhaps DYK would tell (don't count on it...) heh heh. Too much proprietary info
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-11 16:24  

#23  Frank, have you seen any plan details on which materials are to be used for sealants, positive & negative sides?

Posted by: RD   2007-02-11 16:00  

#22  That's the one, Commodore Frank. Well, at least in my refrigerator, I have some oranges and romaine lettuce to go with slim-past and method-one.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-02-11 15:52  

#21  nope - a 40 Million gallon in North San Diego/San Marcos
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-11 15:34  

#20  gee whiz, I wonder where her son got the methadone TRIMSPA™?
Posted by: RD   2007-02-11 15:23  

#19  Trim Spa™
Posted by: RD   2007-02-11 15:15  

#18  Anna's Death Fridge -- Methadone and Slim-Fast



TMZ has obtained a photo of the inside of Anna Nicole Smith's refrigerator taken after she died, and the contents are shocking on several levels. TMZ has 100% verified the authenticity of this photo.

The refrigerator, which was inside Anna Nicole's bedroom in the Bahamas, contained methadone (5 mg per 5 ml). The small refrigerator contained cans of Slim-Fast-- ironic, since Smith was TRIMSPA's spokesperson. Several bottles of TRIMSPA sat right next to the fridge.

The fridge also contained Miracle 2000 (marketed as a nutritional supplement for "today's active lifestyle"), French's Worcestershire Sauce, yogurt and spray butter. It also appears there are vials of injectable medicines.

The methadone is compelling, as Smith's son Daniel died from a combination of drugs that included methadone. Law enforcement sources in the Bahamas tell TMZ that at least one witness has come forward and said Howard K. Stern supplied Daniel with methadone just before he died, and flushed the remaining stash down the toilet. That witness is expected to testify next month at the coroner's inquest into Daniel's death.

Now Stern is placed in the same home with another stash of methadone -- the home he shared with Smith.

TMZ has confirmed that law enforcement in the Bahamas is aware of the contents of the refrigerator

Linky
Posted by: RD   2007-02-11 15:14  

#17  AP Commodore Frank sends me an article about the world's largest prestressed water tank. Imr so confusrd.

Thisn 'ere One?

*****

father of Anna Nicole's daugher?

fyi: By the way girls, I can whip up a fresh batch have fresh stocks!
Posted by: Dannielynns Daddy   2007-02-11 15:06  

#16  So what's going on with Astronaut-in-limbo™ Nowak these days? Ex bimbo A.N. Smith checks out and it's all over the news. Commodore Frank sends me an article about the world's largest prestressed water tank. Imr so confusrd.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-02-11 13:00  

#15  So's mine...
Posted by: John Fn Kerry   2007-02-11 12:21  

#14  My vote is for John Kerry
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-11 10:22  

#13  I'm thinking Ted Kennedy is the father of her baby.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-02-11 09:53  

#12  Oh, gawd, just when I was thinking this story couldn't get any more bizarre and tawdry... that her death couldn't possibly get any freakier than her life!
When Paris Hilton pops off this mortal coil, I guess that our press will do the same wall-to-wall coverage. Bread and circuses, bread and circuses: as if there isn't anything else going on in the world!
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2007-02-11 09:08  

#11  She...damn
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-11 07:08  

#10  Ahe doesn't need the half-billion. She's already got all the cab fare all these guys left her on the way out
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-11 07:00  

#9  the kid might have a fighting chance to grow up normal now?

If she is the old man's kid, let his family raise her.
Posted by: john   2007-02-11 06:56  

#8  Miz Mafia, on the contrary, that poor kid has zero chance to grow up normally. One of the few times I would go for the state to grab the estate and put the kid up for adoption. I take the kid now if it was anonymously done. Seriously.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-02-11 06:13  

#7  This is almost as good as the crazy astronaut woman story.

Almost.

Am I the only one that thinks that with the death, the kid might have a fighting chance to grow up normal now?
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2007-02-11 05:56  

#6  Totally, gorb. I don't know why I'm rooting for her, but I am. Problem is, if she didn't provide for a trustworthy guardian, it won't matter.
Posted by: exJAG   2007-02-11 04:13  

#5  I wasn't going to weigh in on this one, but what the hell. Don't forget to add the South Carolina developer, G. Ben Thompson, who had a brief relationship with her, to the list. The two were embroiled in an ownership dispute over the Bahamas mansion before she died. She said it was a gift, but he claimed it was just a loan.
Posted by: GK   2007-02-11 03:47  

#4  Lends a new dimension to the word "Popsicle," doesn't it?

Thanks, Fred. :-P

On the more serious side, if everyone could refrain from chuckling for a few seconds, I wouldn't mind seeing the "dumb" blonde get the last laugh by this turning out to be true.
Posted by: gorb   2007-02-11 03:17  

#3  Put me down for "space alien".
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2007-02-11 01:23  

#2  Dare be like the "Long Island Lolita", wid several differen movies airing in the same TV time slots??? Anna Nicole's baby and family still get a share of the royalties no matter whose the father. You just know a "Three Men & A Baby" plot is in there somewhere.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-02-11 01:06  

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