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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Nurse lists 20 doctors as potential fathers to her baby
2007-02-03
SarajevoÂ’s Kosevo hospital was rocked by a sex scandal when a nurse handed over to the director a list of 20 prominent doctors as potential fathers to her baby son, a Sarajevo weekly magazine reported on Friday.
Wudn't me. I wuz outta town that month or two. I think it was the one with the hat, myself...
The nurse, identified only as Rhonda Roundheels Friendly Mable Merima F, who gave birth to a healthy boy last month, asked the hospital management to investigate and determine who fathered the child, Slobodna Bosna magazine reported. “These rumours exist, but here at the hospital the word is that 15 (not 20) doctors are on the list.
Oh, well, if it's only 15 then what's the fuss?
However, we do not have any official information to share with the press and are looking into the case,” Biljana Andric, spokeswoman for the Kosevo hospital told The Associated Press.
Posted by:Fred

#15  Q: How do you tell the head nurse at a hospital?
A: She's the one with dirt on her knees.
(I've been saving this one for an occasion just such as this)
Posted by: USN, ret.   2007-02-03 22:52  

#14  Shades of Clockwork Orange
Posted by: KBK   2007-02-03 11:55  

#13  Ordinarily you only find a story line like this on Grey's Anatomy ...
Posted by: Steve White   2007-02-03 10:38  

#12  (Hands baby to nurse) Can you wrap this as a gift?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-03 09:43  

#11  I find her story credible
Posted by: Mike Nifong   2007-02-03 09:13  

#10  If true, it would be, of course, cuz those 15-20 doctors were all unwilling partners and were completely unaware they left their sperm inside her...
Posted by: Jules   2007-02-03 09:08  

#9  "Previously, on General Hospital: . . ."
Posted by: Mike   2007-02-03 09:01  

#8  Nurse sure is 'adventurous'.
Gladys is probably right about grudge settling.
Don't they have DNA testing in Kosovo or is this a more fun way of determining parenthood?
Posted by: GK   2007-02-03 05:21  

#7  Sounds like she's settling a few grudges.
Posted by: Gladys   2007-02-03 03:21  

#6  Hard to believe.
Posted by: gorb   2007-02-03 02:54  

#5  Merima F, she's hard worker. trained up as a Sperm Technician first class. heh her professional goals are set and she's working her way up to Sperm Bank™.

lets not judge too harshly, she'll prolly make a fine mother!

/lolololol
Posted by: RD   2007-02-03 01:46  

#4  "These rumours exists" > methinks not rumors anymore. Meanwhile in RUSSIA babies [orphans/retarded] are reportedly being wilfully suffocated.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-02-03 00:32  

#3  "you were the best!....so far, today"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-03 00:16  

#2  Is the kids name Epluribus?
Posted by: Thoth   2007-02-03 00:14  

#1  nice - perhaps they could sew her legs closed as the birth prevention next time?
Posted by: Frank G   2007-02-03 00:07  

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