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Endless carols endless torture, groups say
2006-12-25
LONDON, Dec. 24 (UPI) -- Forcing store clerks to listen to the same holiday music over and over could be akin to torture and should change, a British noise pollution group said.

The UK Noise Association and labor unions are suggesting legal action on behalf of store employees who listen to endless looped recordings of holiday music, the Observer said Sunday.

"What we're saying is that, if Christmas carols are being played on the same CD repeatedly, that could create an unhealthy working environment. It must drive people to distraction," said Paul Clarke, spokesman for the Union of Shop, Distributive and Allied Workers.

Exposure to the same music constantly is "no different to being tortured," added Val Weedon, the noise association's national coordinator.

Legal action could be difficult. An employment lawyer said employees would have to demonstrate that their employers could reasonably foresee any illness.

This means there would have to be some form of notice that an employee "had some vulnerability to Christmas music, the ill health in question, or both," the lawyer said.
Wow. I wonder about the previous decades of employees everywhere in the West who were "vulnerable to Christmas music" or were "totrured by the repetition". Obviously, there will be Heaven to pay for this egregious harm.
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#4   "What we're saying is that, if Christmas carols are being played on the same CD repeatedly, that could create an unhealthy working environment.

Good lord. Can't the union buy a second CD and give it to store management as a Christmas present? Or burn a bootleg copy on the computer -- blank CDs are so cheap as to be practically free, if the union is feeling a bit short this time of year.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-12-25 12:21  

#3  I sent a message to XM: Bring back Radio Hanukkah, now. Play that at Gitmo, will ya.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2006-12-25 11:26  

#2  To all the boyz incarcerated at Gitmo: talk or you get to hear Alvin again ...
Posted by: Steve White   2006-12-25 10:30  

#1  Made to hear that album in the graphic some 40 hours a week? Yeah, that might legally qualify as torture. Spending the Yuletide season around caroling and holiday displays doesn't count as same.

You want the sort of caroling that would really hack me off? That would be some sucker thinking it's his right to scream his religious chants throughout my neighborhood five times a day every day. Not a few weeks a year, every bloody single day. Now we're talking lawsuit time.

This "vulnerability" bullshit is the latest version of "enabling" behavior-type crapulence that touchy-feely people are so fond of instead of ever recognizing the importance of taking personal responsibility.

I just spent the other Saturday evening at a holiday party playing Christmas carols all night on flute and saxamaphone. We've done this same thing for the past TWENTY years. Did it make me "vulnerable" to anything except having a good time with old friends? I'll let you guess.

This sort of crap has got to end.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-12-25 03:30  

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