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Jealous hubby branded bride's bum
2006-12-13
A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle brander on his 22-year-old new wife. He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make sure other men knew she was 'his'.
By the time the other men see the brand it's gonna be a little, um, late ...
Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local women's rights organisation. A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some explaining to do."
"Well I should say so... He branded her with BFD, when his name is Freakin' Pathetic Loser."
"That's not his name, Ralph. Sheesh."
"Well that's what she called 'im."
Posted by:.com

#6  But she can be, lol. Earned the right, methinks. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-12-13 22:48  

#5  Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

we mustn't be judgemental!
:-)
Posted by: RD   2006-12-13 22:43  

#4  I knew of several girls in Castine, Maine, who had "Property of Maine Maritime Academy" tattooed on their sterns...
Posted by: mac   2006-12-13 17:26  

#3  The wedding ring wasn't proof of ownership enough, I guess.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-12-13 13:24  

#2  I believe the buttocks location is the more important coordinate.
Posted by: Excalibur   2006-12-13 12:41  

#1  Lame that the article doesn't even give the location. Could be Siberia for all I can tell.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-12-13 11:29  

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