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Home Front: Culture Wars
George Clooney: Girliest Man Alive
2006-12-07
Posted by:anonymous5089

#17  Lol. I usedta have the definitive J-Lo booty pic, but it's gone, now. It was like the 8th wonder of the world, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 22:03  

#16  hell, she could think I was a shitty kisser (which I prolly am) and tell all her skank friends about it if she let me grab that thing. It would be worth it just on GP alone when my buddies and I were high-fiving over it later at the slop-chute.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-12-07 22:00  

#15  Lol. She does possess quite the caboose...
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 21:43  

#14  Prolly 'cuz he was preoccupied w/copping a feel off that huge ass of hers.....
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-12-07 21:41  

#13  I think it was J-Lo, maybe not, that said he couldn't kiss worth shit.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 21:07  

#12  The Cooler King in the Great Escape - Steve was the man.

I thought Clooney was funny in O Brother. His other stuff is just tiresome. I remember he was actually in "the peacemaker" - not a bad mindless action flick w/Nicole Kidman, but as the lady said - what a pansy.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-12-07 20:58  

#11  Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere.

Some facts I know to be true : McQueen was a skilled racer (car and motorbike), and a real sharpshooter (the stockless sawed-off Winchester was his own idea, historically appropriate too, and he was able to shoot it as accurately and rapidly as "Josh Randall", no stunt double here)... and a very intense and economical actor, able to convey emotions without overdoing it.


"The Getaway" is my favorite McQueen part, btw, hard to top (Peckinpah + Steve).
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-12-07 16:54  

#10  Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere.
Posted by: BA   2006-12-07 14:51  

#9  Glass milkshake?

Not my style, man. You can't rub some dirt on it and walk it off, y'know? I prefer a broken arm - make that a compound fracture - and diving into a pool of isopropyl alcohol.

Steve coulda done that, shaken it off, poured himself a two-finger jolt, fired up a $100 cigar, and discussed chess with Faye Dunaway.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to Be Steve. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 14:48  

#8  Good point, .com. Fifty Hail Mary's, 200 push ups and a good ol' shattered glass milkshake for me!
Posted by: BA   2006-12-07 14:39  

#7  USMC6743 - A local phenom (if you have a flexible imagination, lol) - it stands for the Army of Steves... we gots tons of 'em on the 'Burg, lol, so they've banded together and...
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 14:23  

#6  AoS?
Posted by: USMC6743   2006-12-07 14:18  

#5  I'm not sure, BA... I'll bet Doc Steve favors anaesthesia. You saw Roadhouse, that shit's for pussies.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 14:13  

#4  lol, .com! And, his manliness and march continues on through the AoS!
Posted by: BA   2006-12-07 14:10  

#3  Steve was the Real Deal. I believe he secretly started the AoS.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-07 14:02  

#2  Today it's George Clooney's turn to get bitch slapped.

Compared to an actor like the late Steve McQueen, Clooney is the ulitmate "Nancy-boy".
Posted by: USMC6743   2006-12-07 13:45  

#1  As a woman, I canÂ’t be attracted to a man if IÂ’ve got the bigger schvantz.

Ouch!
Posted by: Mike   2006-12-07 13:36  

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