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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Latest Dire Threat To Civilization As We Know It
2006-11-30
Hollywood has its share of dubious fashion trends: the purse-sized chihuahua, the oversized sunglasses, the return of leg-warmers. But the apparent desire by some of Hollywood's hottest young female stars to be photographed getting in and out of limousines in short skirts while wearing absolutely no undergarments is arguably one of Tinseltown's most disturbing new crazes.
Not that I mind, mind you...
Britney Spears is the latest celeb to be repeatedly caught on film with her bare genitalia on full display, following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. In Spears's case, her C-section scar is also visible, making for an image most civilized members of society really don't want to see.
Ummm... True...
Yet the triple-X pictures can be found this week on myriad websites and blogs, as have recent pictures of Lohan - sans skivvies - stepping out of limousines into a sea of paparazzi. Hilton too has frequently been photographed with her private parts clearly visible in an apparent new fad that makes Sharon Stone's groundbreaking scene in "Basic Instinct" seem as tame as Martha Stewart demurely preparing a dish of oysters Rockefeller.
Paris Hilton has private parts? I thought they were all public?
Are they doing it on purpose?
Ummmm ....
In a word, of course.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#9  Camel toes on parade.
Posted by: Icerigger   2006-11-30 23:23  

#8  Merely another offshoot of self-loathing and the abolition of self-respect.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-11-30 17:58  

#7  I guess these women think that since everyone is taking their picture, they can take a few snapper shots too!
Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-11-30 17:33  

#6  Theater seat being more infested than toliet seats... now we know why.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-11-30 16:37  

#5  Lol, AC. Public Utility, lol. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-11-30 16:16  

#4  "It's unhygienic not so much for the woman who's not wearing underwear, but to the people around her," says Thomas, who practises in Toronto. "Let's face it - like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people."


Yikes! Think about that at the wrong time and all human reproduction will cease.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2006-11-30 16:07  

#3  In Hilton's case, it might as well be a public utility so why not show it.

Crowd of guys when Hilton flashes getting out of the car: "*Yawn* Been there, done that."
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2006-11-30 16:04  

#2  I think I want to be up wind of "airing out" events, thank you very much.
Posted by: USN, ret.   2006-11-30 15:06  

#1  Young daughter in car ( to her mother) : Mom, have you ever had one of those so fresh feelings days?

Mother: What? You want I should roll down the window?
Posted by: badanov   2006-11-30 14:06  

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