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Phony Marine Busted -- Too Fat to Be Real
2006-11-30
FBI agents have arrested a St. Louis businessman who they say posed as a highly decorated Marine Major even though he never served in the Corps. Forty-eight-year-old Michael Weilbacher was arrested while attending a local Marine Corps League meeting.

Federal authorities say he was spotted earlier this month at another event, the Marine Corps Annual Birthday Ball, wearing several distinguished medals. "He was wearing the Navy Cross, two Silver Stars, four Bronze Stars and just about every medal in the book," said Major William G. Dragan, who attended the event and told ABC News that he immediately became suspicious of Weilbacher.
Plenty of Marines could name recent Navy Cross recipients from memory. There aren't very many of them. And two Silver Stars?
"He boasted of getting his Navy Cross by leading a secret mission against drug cartels in Colombia, which seemed very strange to me," Dragan said.
The old secret mission/no records gambit, a favorite of flakes everywhere.
Weilbacher's girth also raised suspicion, Dragan said. "He is massively overweight, something like 400 pounds, and yet he claimed he had just left the Marines, which did not add up because he could never meet USMC physical standards," Dragan said.
"Captain, why is that LHD listing to port?"
Federal authorities say there is no record of Weilbacher ever serving in the Marines.

Weilbacher was charged under a federal law that makes it illegal to wear Armed Forces medals without being authorized. The charge carries a penalty of six months in prison and/or a fine of $50,000. A bill currently before Congress, "The Stolen Valor Act of 2005," would also make it against the law to make verbal or written fraudulent claims of having been awarded medals or decorations.

FBI agent Tom Cottone Jr., who has investigated more than 200 cases of imposters wearing military medals, says, "They do it to feed their own egos and gain instant respect and admiration."

"The imposters also attempt to enhance their careers and achieve financial gain," Cottone says. "There are probably thousands of individuals currently wearing unearned medals and decorations and thousands more making false claims of receiving military awards."

Weilbacher was released on bond today after an initial appearance before a federal magistrate. He is scheduled to be arraigned in federal court Dec. 7. He could not be reached for comment.
What amazes me is the amount of money this fool spent on this fantasy. He apparently has the full set of uniforms. He had to have them made by someone who was not authorized to provide military uniforms (an authorized provider would, or should, have busted him). Dress uniforms are always tailored, btw, but the specs would definitely have raised eyebrows. The assorted medals are not cheap either.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#8  Were you at the Blue Fox in TJ by chance ???
Posted by: crazyhorse   2006-11-30 21:15  

#7  Too fat. Remings me of the story (NYT i think) about how we were gonna get smacked by Saddam 'cause all our soldiers were too fat - at least Saddam's army fit into their uniforms. Funny, as I could always turn on Fox and see a video of a bunch of fat, 50 yr old Sunnis stompin around some dirty Baghdad street like they were real $h!tkickers.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2006-11-30 20:00  

#6  400+ pound SpetzlPretzl 1st class reporting for duty.

SECRETE SOGGY MISSIONS GALORE

this medal nn I got when Colby gave me the word to block the Ho Chi Minh trail.

And blocked it I did all by my lonesum.
I squat & blocked it because Ima 400+ pound SpetzlPretzl.
Posted by: Michael Weilbacher   2006-11-30 17:23  

#5  I once lead a secret mission across the border. Our mission was to acquire, track, and consume large quantities tequila. This assignment required strict secrecy and all members of my infiltration team were sworn to keep the mission secret. Well we reached objective TJ just as twilight descended. My wingman spotted several youthful female beckoning my team into what was sure to be a trap. But before I had a chance to act the entire team was drawn into the action and after four hours we limped back across the border. We didnÂ’t get any medals for our work but we will always remember that night when we accomplished our goal and the next morning brought a new appreciation for sleep and fluids.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-11-30 17:13  

#4  Veterans have really lost their sense of humor about this crap. One of the first I remember who got busted was "Duke" Tulley, Publisher of the Phoenix Gazette (long since defunct). After he was exposed, he was banished to some little midwest paper and died in obscurity.

The Pentagon awarded a special honorarium of appreciation to one vet who has made it a lifelong campaign to expose fake Vietnam vets. He and his little band of the annoyed were responsible for taking down hundreds of frauds.

Usually they just send a letter of warning, and the braggart shuts up. But if they are in high places in business or government, or especially using their fraud for criminal purposes, they will get nuked. And the Pentagon is showing more signs of increasing willingness to prosecute.

POWnetwork.org
HomeOfHeroes.com
AuthentiSEAL.org
VeriSEAL.org

Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-11-30 15:03  

#3  The recent elections had (R) candidate running on his platform of being a Carrier CO, a helicopter pilot and all around great good ol guy. his attire in public was a pair of docker slacks and his well worn "I've been there" flight jacket. I took him to task for this uniform violation and he was incensed that a mere enlisted guy would challenge an Acadamy grad with such a fine record. He got stomped in the election.
Posted by: USN, ret.   2006-11-30 14:51  

#2  There are probably thousands of individuals currently wearing unearned medals and decorations and thousands more making false claims of receiving military awards.

One of them used his unearned medals to run for President.
Posted by: JFM   2006-11-30 14:22  

#1  I was pointlessly looking through an Army/Navy Surplus store for a pair of pants once when it occured to me that there's a hell of a lot of difference between my 40-something physique and that of a 20 year old.

Time for me to head over to The Gap for some Dockers.
Posted by: JDB   2006-11-30 14:16  

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