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Africa Horn
Islamic Courts brace for war
2006-11-25
Mogadishu - Somalia's Islamic Courts said on Saturday that it had poured thousands of fighters and heavy equipment into frontline positions as they braced for clashes with the weak government and its Ethiopian allies.
"Aye, lads! If 'tis war they want, 'tis war we'll give 'em!"
The courts said it had reinforced areas outside the government seat of Baidoa, about 250km northwest of Mogadishu, anticipating imminent attack and accusing neighbouring Ethiopia of sending air power.
"Hrarrr. They're sittin' there, an' they're watchin', me lads! Once let down yer guard an' they'll be all over us! They'll be goosin' yer wimmin and you'll be dead!"
"We are completely ready here in the frontlines and keeping inside our trenches," court military chief Sheikh Muktar Robow told AFP.
"Yarrr! We're ready for anything!"
"We are facing Ethiopian invaders. The only thing we expect is the start of battle. The Ethiopians have brought warplanes, including helicopters, and even heavy tanks to Baidoa and they are intending to wage an attack against us and we are ready for that."
"We ain't skeert o' nothin'! Nothin', I tells yez!"
The courts and the Ethiopian-backed government have been girding for all-out war near Baidoa for weeks, since the collapse of peace talks earlier this month. Both have stepped up preparations in recent days.
"You men over there! Step up your preparations!"
"Yes, your Enormity!"
Camps 20km apart
The courts have declared holy war on Ethiopian troops in Somalia protecting the transitional government. Robow said his fighters had full confidence in winning the battle against the "forces of the devil".
"We know they're aided by demons and jinns and efrits and stuff! But we got Allen on our side!"
Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi told the Somali parliament on Thursday that Addis Ababa had taken the necessary preparations for war with the courts, which he accused of posing a "clear and present danger" to his country.
"Those people are crazy!"
Fighters from all sides are encamped at positions less than 20km apart, near the court-held towns of Mode Mode and Burhakaba areas.
How y'gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've been to Mode Mode?
Residents said they had seen an unprecedented number of gunmen in the area and have expressed fear for their lives. "I have never seen such a huge number of fighters around Burhakaba," said resident Osman Ibarahim Rafiyo. "I saw more than 56 armed vehicles and thousands of Islamic militias pouring into the battlefield. I think this fighting will take more lives than expected."
"Hrarrr, lads! There'll be rivers of blood to wade through! But we'll prevail in the end, those of us who ain't martyrs! There'll be comely Ethiopian wenches for all, an' the wealth of Adis Ababa as loot!"
Ethiopia has watched the rise of the Islamic Courts, which seized Mogadishu in June and now control most of southern and central Somalia, with concern.
They're filling the balloon now.
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#9  "Become a Jihad Playpen" - thats why those whom conspired and enabled 9-11 may had unleashed forces + dynamics they only think they control. Witness Year 2029 and Comet Apophis, etal. = the World has 24 or more years to do what it can or needs to to save its butt + prevent the Moon from exploding. And Apophis is ONLY ONE OF MANY, like Osama + Whitney. The ricocheting EIGHT-BALL from THE COLOR OF MONEY > "Its in the Way that you use it ... .... VINCENT". True Madonna fans + Ollie Stone SHOULD KNOW ABOUT VINCENT, besides AERSOSMITH + a TEXAS-SIZED ASTEROID!? IONews, Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio wears glorious pantys, D *** ng it.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-11-25 23:09  

#8  The world is becoming a jihad playpen.

Bought and paid for with Petro Dollars


Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-11-25 22:39  

#7  I hate to say it but anyone who  challenges Muslim aggression, will have no allies.   The world is becoming a jihad playpen.
Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550   2006-11-25 19:56  

#6  Hell, we don't even need troops in that area : what Ethiopia needs more than anything else is a major boost to its spares inventories and airlift capabilities.  Both of which could easily be supplied by Eastern Europeans, paid through CIA front companies.  This is one of the capabilities that Carter and Clinton ruined in the CIA : the ability to conduct wars through cut-outs and false fronts.  The spares could be purchased from any of the friendlies in Poland, Czech Repub, Slovakia, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Hungary, Albania; and the airlift could easily come from the Ukrainian mercs that operated the heavy lift aircraft and Hinds left behind by the Soviets. 
At most, we would need to TDY some of the SF in Djibouti to the Ethiopian sector in Somalia for a few weeks -- need good FACs to direct the Ukrainian Hind strikes.


Posted by: Shieldwolf   2006-11-25 18:05  

#5  Nothing that some Spectres and B-52s can't help fix.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-11-25 16:28  

#4  If we really want to fight this WOT and not have to do all the "boots on the ground" by ourselves, if we really want allies around the world to stand up agianst the Radical Islamist this is our Chance.

But .. but .. that would make SENSE! It's not the American way! We have to take truckloads of personal abuse before we even roll over. Then we have to invest only enough energy to halt the advance for a while before we wuss out and run back home. Heaven forbid that we should take preemptive action! That would give the war-philosophizers fits! And lord knows we need to listen to the war philosophizers, who have never dealt with the repercussions of bad decisions, never been to war, and think that what motivates them is what motivates the whole world.
Posted by: gorb   2006-11-25 15:49  

#3  I hope the Ethiopians are less squeamish about doing what needs to be done than we have been. Kill faster. Total war.
Posted by: Excalibur   2006-11-25 15:24  

#2  Send a couple of those carrier battle groups to take out the mosques in Somalia, and the entire "war" will end in a few hours. Destroy as many Somali "troops" as possible - go back to killing people and breaking things, the way to win wars. Let the Ethiopians clean up what's left.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-11-25 14:39  

#1  If we really want to fight this WOT and not have to do all the "boots on the ground" by ourselves, if we really want allies around the world to stand up agianst the Radical Islamist this is our Chance.

We should work with Ethiopia with some SOF and our air support. We could stay quite and like in Afghanistan have our SOF desinate the enemy for our Air Power. Camps 20km apart means those Ethiopean troops know were the ICU strong points are those 50"technicals" pickups with 50cal on the bed would decimated in the opening hours. The Ethiopeans could follow that up and route the ICU just like the N Alliance did the Taleban. We could do that with minimal if any casualties and the only real expence would be the bombs dropped (minor if you think the cost when we are forced to pay if the Ethiopeans fail and we have to send in Boots & Air Power.

Such a move would send a clear message if you are willing to fight the Islamic Radicals we are willing to lend some of our Air Power and resources to help you win.

Posted by: C-Low   2006-11-25 12:58  

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