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UK: Hairy fairy picks up the bill
2006-11-21
A MYSTERY man called the “Hairy Christmas Fairy” has been splashing out hundreds of pounds spreading cheer to stunned shoppers.

The beefy middle-aged man dresses in a pink fairy outfit including tutu, tiara, wings and wand, tiger-print pants and white fishnet tights.
A "must-see", lol

Over the past few days he has paid for peopleÂ’s shopping and handed out free lottery tickets in towns across Cornwall.

Each time the 6ft 4in man in his 50s leaves a card with a picture of a fairy and a handwritten note saying: “You’ll be hearing a lot about me — the Hairy Christmas Fairy.”

He first appeared in Warren’s Bakery in Helston when he spent £40 on pies and pasties for every customer.

Shocked shop worker Sonia Hocking revealed: “He said, ‘It’s not a joke, or a hoax, I just want to buy everybody pies.’ We thought it was bit odd - but he said ‘trust me’. Every time a customer came in he’d say lunch was on him.
You just have to go with your feelings when a big hairy tatooed guy in a pink tutu sez "trust me"

“He got a few odd looks but if someone is offering to buy you a sausage roll you don’t say no. He was very friendly.”

The next day he showed up at Morrisons supermarket in Penzance where he paid for the contents of several shoppers’ trollies — including a disabled pensioner.

The day after he handed out free Lottery scratch cards outside a newsagent in Liskeard and bought teas and coffees in a cafe in Launceston.

Morrisons said: “The Hairy Fairy was here and caused quite a stir.”
Pix at link, and they promise a video later in the day, lol. Trust me.
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Posted by: gorb   2006-11-21 17:44  

#16  Oh...my Lord...

Words fail...

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2006-11-21 15:43  

#15  Anything I get from a hairy guy in a tutu goes straight to Fred's tipjar, lol.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-11-21 14:24  

#14  Sounds like George Galloway's half brother is on the loose again...
Posted by: Phineter Thraviger   2006-11-21 14:24  

#13  lol - thx "Bon" - Dirt deeds, done dirt cheap, and all that
Posted by: Frank G   2006-11-21 12:09  

#12  It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
Posted by: Bon Scott   2006-11-21 11:46  

#11  http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=172634&D=2006-11-20&HC=5
Posted by: BA   2006-11-21 11:38  

#10  Skid, is it this one? Fresh from S. Africa, no less, lol!
Posted by: BA   2006-11-21 11:37  

#9  He's enjoying himself immensely and brightens everyone's day.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2006-11-21 11:12  

#8  Don't sniff his finger.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-11-21 10:02  

#7  this is an old scam - I fell for the same guy/same outfit and his "free prostate checks"...damn

Don't trust him
Posted by: Frank G   2006-11-21 09:07  

#6  When an hairy beefy middle-aged man dressed in a pink fairy outfit including tutu, tiara, wings and wand, tiger-print pants and white fishnet tights offers you his very special "sausage roll"... you know it's time to leave and head for a well-lighted area with people and a phone.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-11-21 08:13  

#5  ...yeah, ok. How about a visual on the sausage roll...
Posted by: Skidmark   2006-11-21 08:08  

#4  I knew ex-JAG was one of us from the git-go.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-11-21 07:25  

#3  This is a "pastie", a traditional Cornish meal in a crust.

They're also popular in the upper peninsula of Michigan where Cousin Jacks migrated to, and probably can be found anywhere else people from Cornwall have resided.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2006-11-21 05:00  

#2  "when he spent £40 on pies and pasties for every customer"

Okay, I was already experiencing visual overload, but that does it. Spell check. Really. It's not hard.
Posted by: exJAG   2006-11-21 03:58  

#1  Funny,
The Sun heh now i know thats where you get the good stuff .com!
Posted by: RD   2006-11-21 02:41  

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