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| 2006-11-04 |
| Passers-by called officers about 7:50 a.m. to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating. Police saw 33-year-old John Sheehan and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure. Officers led him to the nearest street, the 2000 block of Kearney Avenue. Before putting Sheehan in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about. Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said |
| Posted by:Bright Pebbles in Blairistan |
| #1 Just looking for a slow, comfortable screw. One wonders what he would have pulled out of his butt had the police asked if he had anything in him that the Police shouldn't know about? |
| Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-11-04 10:18 |