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Home Front: Politix
Pelosi: Forget Kimmie
2006-10-10
ScrappleFace
(2006-10-09) — In the wake of the weekend detonation of North Korea’s first atomic bomb, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, called for the resignation of House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-IL.

“It’s important that lawmakers keep the main thing the main thing,” said Rep. Pelosi. “We can’t get so distracted by debates about North Korea’s sovereignty that we forget that Dennis Hastert is still on the loose, indirectly endangering America’s children.”

The timing of the atomic bomb test raises questions, she said, about when President George Bush first knew of former Rep. Mark FoleyÂ’s lurid instant message chats with teenage boys in the Congressional page program.

The California lawmaker said the North Korean nuclear test was “a natural result of George Bush’s failure to sit down with Kim Jong-Il and work out their differences. In effect, Bush pushed the button.”

“By failing to negotiate with President Kim,” she said, “Bush virtually assured a pre-election nuclear detonation that would knock the Foley scandal out of the headlines just in time for the Congressional elections. Reporters should be asking how Bush knew that the Foley scandal would break now?”

Mrs. Pelosi said the timing was “beyond coincidence, and has all the earmarks of another cynical Republican ploy to distract people with trivial national security issues so that they don’t hear our progressive Democrat plan to improve America by getting Hastert to quit.”
Posted by:Korora

#4  brilliant parody - I wouldn't be surprised if the NYT and WaPo actually went ahead and printed it cause this would work of for them. Getting harder and harder to tell the difference between Ott and reality these days.
Posted by: anon   2006-10-10 23:14  

#3  The California lawmaker said the North Korean nuclear test was “a natural result of George BushÂ’s failure to sit down with Kim Jong-Il and work out their differences. In effect, Bush pushed the button.”

Bill Richardson said damn near the exact same thing on the Today Show this morning.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-10-10 16:59  

#2  I'm sure there would need to be, 49 Pan dear, if it weren't Scrappleface.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-10-10 16:37  

#1  I guess she's right, our enemies having nuke is trivial and bush planned it. Moonbat does not serve her well. There has to be a better term for a nutcase like her.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-10-10 16:01  

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