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| Iraq terror leader recruits scientists |
| 2006-09-28 |
| For duty and inhumanity! CAIRO, Egypt - In a new audio message Thursday, the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq called for explosives experts and nuclear scientists to join his group's holy war against the West. He also said that more than 4,000 foreign insurgent fighters have been killed in Iraq since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003. I'll bet it's more then that. Probably a lot more. "The blood has been spilled in Iraq of more than 4,000 foreigners who came to fight," said the man, who identified himself as Abu Hamza al-Muhajir — also known as Abu Ayyub al-Masri — the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq. The voice could not be independently identified. The Arabic word he used indicated he was speaking about foreigners who joined the insurgency in Iraq, not coalition troops. That's 288,000 virgins. I see cutbacks coming. Maybe outsourcing... The speaker said "the field of jihad" could provide scientists with an avenue for experimentation. Take it from Dr. A. Q. Khan. Jihad could be your stepping stone to a big guarded mansion on a mountain in the Big Wazoo! "The field of jihad (holy war) can satisfy your scientific ambitions, and the large American bases (in Iraq) are good places to test your unconventional weapons, whether biological or dirty, as they call them," he said. Yes, but how's your dental plan? In the recording, al-Masri's also urged Muslims to make Ramadan a "month of holy war" and called for insurgents in Iraq to kidnap Westerners. Sunni Arabs began observing Ramadan in Iraq on Saturday, while Shiites were to begin Monday. I remember when they used to bitch about us attacking during Ramalamadingdong. Something about insulting Muslims. But, then again, that was before we knew that everything insults Muslims... Al-Masri called on insurgents in Iraq to capture Westerners so they could be traded for the imprisoned Egyptian sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman, who was convicted in 1995 of conspiring to blow up New York City landmarks. Might be convenient if Blind Man was found hung in his cell... "I appeal to every holy warrior in the land of Iraq to exert all efforts in this holy month so that God may enable us to capture some of the Western dogs to swap them with our sheik and get him out of his dark prison," the voice on the tape said. Oooops! Too late! We've fed Omar to the guard dogs! Al-Masri, a Sunni Muslim, has been relatively silent since taking over control of al-Qaida in Iraq earlier this year — a sharp contrast with al-Zarqawi, who frequently issued audiotapes and even a videotape that showed his face a few weeks before his death. Slacker... Al-Masri is believed to have succeeded Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who died in a U.S. airstrike north of Baghdad in June, as the head of al-Qaida in Iraq. You'll get there soon enough, Abu... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #9 Gives one a comfortable feeling knowing the US released Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax. |
| Posted by: ed 2006-09-28 18:32 |
| #8 Scientists are notoriously irreligious. Good luck finding any competent ones that buy into You and Mo's Jihad. Not necessarily true of those born Muslim -- as witness Khan, who learned his nuclear secrets working with the Dutch. |
| Posted by: lotp 2006-09-28 17:57 |
| #7 Scientists are notoriously irreligious. Good luck finding any competent ones that buy into You and Mo's Jihad. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-09-28 17:09 |
| #6 Hubal operates a sex change clinic for the less successful shaheeds. |
| Posted by: ed 2006-09-28 16:59 |
| #5 Any islamic experts out there? I was wondering where the virgins come from in the first place. Were they born in heaven eating white raisins or what? Did allah create them on the spot or did they live on earth at one time? Just trying to improve my virgin sourcing. |
| Posted by: Ol Dirty American 2006-09-28 15:29 |
| #4 That's 288,000 virgins. I see cutbacks coming. Maybe outsourcing... I imagine Hell can loan Allah some virgins. And they'll bring their own pitchforks! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-09-28 14:21 |
| #3 We need 21st Century minds to take the world back to the 5th Century. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-09-28 14:09 |
| #2 "The field of jihad (holy war) can satisfy your scientific ambitions" Mad scientists only -- others need not apply. |
| Posted by: Darrell 2006-09-28 12:31 |
| #1 Arab scientists. heh. If he really wants the best scientists, he should try to recruit nobel laureates in science, 1/3 of whom are Jewish and NONE of whom are arab. oh. never mind. |
| Posted by: PlanetDan 2006-09-28 12:28 |