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Man rejects first penis transplant
2006-09-18
Yeah, yeah, I know it's not the WoT, but tell me how I'm supposed to pass this up for the Burg.
Chinese surgeons have performed the world's first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year. The incident left the man with a 1cm-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse. "His quality of life was affected severely," said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.

Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10 cm penis to the 44-year-old patient after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son's organ. The procedure, described in a case study due to appear in the journal European Urology next month, represents a big leap forward in transplant surgery; it required complex microsurgery to connect nerves and tiny blood vessels.

The surgical team claims the operation was a success. After 10 days, tests revealed the organ had a rich blood supply and the man was able to urinate normally. However, surgeons said they had to remove the penis two weeks later. "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off," Dr Hu said. An examination of the organ showed no signs of it being rejected by the body.

Jean-Michel Dubernard, the French surgeon who performed the world's first face transplant on a woman who had been attacked by a dog this year, said psychological factors were a serious issue for many patients receiving certain "allografts", or organs from donors. "Psychological consequences of hand and face allografts show that it is not so easy to use and see permanently a dead person's hands, nor is it easy to look in a mirror to see a dead person's face," he wrote in the journal. "Clearly, in the Chinese case the failure at a very early stage was first psychological. It involved the recipient's wife and raised many questions."

Andrew George, a transplant expert at Imperial College, London, said: "Doing a penis transplant should be no more complex than anything else. But it takes time for nerve sensations to kick in and it's not clear whether the patient would ever be able to have sex with it. The question is whether it's right to be doing a transplant for what may be seen as cosmetic reasons."
Posted by:Steve White

#35  TW: It seems that the problem was that his spouse rejected the thing. In all fairness, my completely non-Asiatic spouse would probably not be very happy if the doctors attached a 10 cm penis to me.

TW Ima shocked!! and rolling on the floor picturing the scene .. LOL!..coffee alert!!

imagine..what a revolting development and think of the fright of it, call 911!! LOL!

In the Emergency room Dr. Steve White asks, "what's the matter sir, why are you freaking out?"....

"I just came home from work and my wife whipped out her new 10 cm penis and waved it at me!"

and it's all Steve's fault!
Posted by: RD   2006-09-18 19:12  

#34  [blinking furiously]

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 14:16  

#33  "His quality of life was affected severely," said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.

I was actually getting a childlike chuckle out of the doc's name, IP. Doctor Willie....lol!
Posted by: BA   2006-09-18 14:11  

#32  I have to admit, I was a little scared to click on the link. I wasn't sure what graphic you would be using.
Posted by: Intrinsicpilot   2006-09-18 14:04  

#31  "I think if it's penis-related, it was posted here..."

Good observation.

I vote that "If it's penis-related, it's probably posted here" be added to Rantburg's list of random title phrases ("Tomorrow's news, today!", "Raw meat for the mind", "Oderous Dumb Mutant", et al).

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-09-18 11:01  

#30  Wife rejects first penis transplant

There, fixed it. I should have surgically removed all morals and become a great journalist.
Posted by: ed   2006-09-18 10:26  

#29  What? Oh, ok. I think I'll have a cup of tea now.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-09-18 09:35  

#28  1. Zenster flashy-thinged ... check
2. #27 plausible cover story ... check

Nothing to see here, folks, move on.
Posted by: Agent S   2006-09-18 09:25  

#27  Yet you refer to facts mentioned in the post (# 15) subsequent to yours.

Ah, ok, ok. This is because this very subject was already evoked by Phil_B in an earlier thread, given the popularity of penis-related issues in RB - penis enlargement fraud, penis enarglement, penis damaged during sex with dangerous animals, submissive asian wimmen cutting off penis, nut cutting off own penis, false penis warmed up in microwave-oven, etc, etc... I think if it's penis-related, it was posted here -, and my tendancy to whine about my shortcomings (literally, in this case).
No clairvoyance, just a coincidence Phil_B commented right after me, with the same earlier argument.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-18 09:07  

#26  And here I thought that a man was just the air breathing apparatus for the penis. Guess that means the patient died. :)
Posted by: Chang Cholunter4501   2006-09-18 08:58  

#25  Slipery slope alert.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-09-18 08:57  

#24  It seems that the problem was that his spouse rejected the thing. In all fairness, my completely non-Asiatic spouse would probably not be very happy if the doctors attached a 10 cm penis to me.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-09-18 08:20  

#23  Zenster, I'll be around shortly to flash something in your eyes which will make everything OK.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-09-18 08:06  

#22  I'd reject a 10cm penis too. Out of over a billion people they could surely come up with a bigger one than that.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-09-18 07:04  

#21  it was me Mr. Zen.
Posted by: Aluminum Clairvoyant   2006-09-18 06:47  

#20  Need I be more clear?

A5089, you are post # 14. Yet you refer to facts mentioned in the post (# 15) subsequent to yours. phil_b shows up nowhere in the entire thread until after your # 14 post. While I congratulate you upon a feat of Internet prestidigitation, I still want to know just how in the hell it happened.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 06:42  

#19  ???
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-18 06:28  

#18  And don't hand me any shit about the International Date Line, either.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 06:26  

#17  Sure enough, A5089, flipping Heinz 57-Effing-Varieties you most certainly might be, but it still doesn't explain how in the bloody hell you (post # 14) managed to respond to a post (# 15) made after your own.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 06:25  

#16  I've got all the bad genes from that. I'm the stuff that has stuck to the bottom of the Melting Pot (only good thing about me is that I'm mostly harmless).

are we here at the Burg gonna have to procure a bride for you anonymous5089?

How rich do you expect the dowry to be 5089?

btw your ancestors passed on some first rate brain genes!

:-)
Posted by: RD   2006-09-18 06:18  

#15  All humans exhibit many characteristics due to neotony, the retention of juvenile characteristics into adulthood. The relative hairlessness of humans compared to other apes is commonly cited as an example.

Chinese exhibit markedly more neotony in sexual characteristics than Europeans for example. European men have significantly wider shoulders than women, and women wider hips. These sex differences and others like body hair, are noticeably less pronounced in Chinese and result from neotony as these differences are much less pronounced in children.

I told A5089 it means he is more evolved than us knuckle dragging Caucasians.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-09-18 06:10  

#14  It's all about me mode on/

Now, I understand better.

Some anatomical details of mine, lol.

Except for those unfortunate chinese traits Phil-B attributed to the retaining of juvenile features, I'm not chinese-looking at all (grandfather's father was a WWI chinese worker called in to supplement french workforce along with about 100 000 of his fellows); in fact, I've got polish (jew, given name), jewish, czech, italian, chinese, and probably swiss, ancestry, but unfortunately, I've got all the bad genes from that. I'm the stuff that has stuck to the bottom of the Melting Pot (only good thing about me is that I'm mostly harmless).
And my direct family also includes nepalese, turkish (jew), sierra-leonese, dutch, and even arab lineage through alliances.

Doesn't prevent me from being a french born-and-raised non-practicing catholic little porker.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-18 05:05  

#13  In all seriousness, A5089, please elaborate. I'll offer up that one of the most enjoyable experiences in my entire life was a trip to Taiwan. To this very day, I still feel "homesick" for Ilha Formosa - "The Beautiful Island".
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 04:42  

#12  I'll go so far as to presume how happy you must be that the only transplant you've probably experienced involved relocating to France.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 04:38  

#11  Now, I understand better.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-18 04:37  

#10  No.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 04:36  

#9  Zenster... did I already mention I have chinese ancestry?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-18 03:49  

#8  Additionally, any "flesh of the dead" issues probably do not apply here. When harvesting organs from a brain dead donor, the operations can be done without awaiting cessation of all vital functions. This ensures maximum vitality of the transplanted tissues and reduces the possibility of rejection.

Much more likely is idiotic superstition at work. Especially considering how the average size of a Chinese male's genitals are substantially less than the dimensions cited in the article. At a whopping 10cm, this guy would have been a regular Asiatic John Holmes.

The unerect penises of Chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 4.5 and 8.8 centimeters (1.6 to 3.5 inches) long, with the average length being 6.5 centimeters (2.5 inches).

The long and the short of it is more likely how this guy's wife choked in the clinch.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 03:17  

#7  "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,"

Talaq, talaq, talaq. Taaaaalaq!
Posted by: gorb   2006-09-18 03:16  

#6  As always, size matters.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-18 03:04  

#5  or that too.
Posted by: tired and beat down   2006-09-18 02:04  

#4   ppfffttt..no wonder.... it was only 10cm long
Posted by: classer   2006-09-18 02:02  

#3  I know a real estate agent in Hawaii. It is a major deal for Chinese buyers if the previous owner died in the house. I don't quite understand this, as it would seem that Chinese would be less likely to die in a hospital and thus at home. But apparently, if you are selling to Chinese clients and they find out that the house is being sold because gram or gramps died - the first thing they will want to know is if he someone died in the house. If so - that's a big negative.

So along that line, I'm guessing that having a dead man's penis could cause a few problems for the wife.
Posted by: tired and beat down   2006-09-18 02:02  

#2  geez! i don't wish that on anyone
Posted by: Jesing Ebbease3087   2006-09-18 01:00  

#1  But those extensions are ok right? The ones in the emails?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-09-18 00:13  

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