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Meet Grumpy - the nastiest cat on earth
2006-08-31
Bad kitty! Bad! Bad!
Posted by:anonymous5089

#17  Oh. This is England. That explains it.

In this country, one of those people attacked in their own house by a strange cat would have shot the little sucker.

I would have. I love cats, but I wouldn't put up with this sh*t.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-08-31 21:17  

#16  Shame on you cat haters!!!

Not so! My cat, "Piewacket", is best friends with my wolf-hybrid, "Zen". He thinks that cats are the most fabulous plush toys ever invented. Even though Piewacket has the IQ of a celery stalk, I still keep him around for the entertainment value.

Zen agrees, too. From the way he constantly jams his snout up Piewacket's butt, it's easy to tell that he thinks the cat's ass is the cat's ass.

As to Grumpy, he's living proof that there's nothing more difficult to deal with than an irritated pussy.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-08-31 20:04  

#15  Ou contraire!

I do not hate cats. A couple of my best friends have been cats (names of Vicious, Tiger, and Sammie).

Fortunately, they have also been cats that loved dogs, thought they were dogs, and played with the dogs.

My dogs loved them and thought they were just differently-shaped and smelling puppies (I have a photo of my (now deceased) dog "Smokey" lying on the floor with a black kitten between her paws batting at her nose, and another of a much larger and older cat flophousing across her shoulders).

Shadow's the only one I've ever had that had no tolerance for cats.

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2006-08-31 19:18  

#14  Shame on you cat haters!!!
Posted by: borgboy   2006-08-31 19:09  

#13  
Posted by: Grumpy   2006-08-31 18:08  

#12  I have an 85-lb Husky/Shepherd mix at home (name of "Shadow") that has made a virtual career out of killing cats. I actually saw him in action one day (he usually snuck off and did his misdeeds when I wasn't looking) - he snagged the cat out of a mid-air leap, tossed it in the air, and pounced on the broken body and simultaneously bit and ripped its' innards out. It was one of the most savage attacks I've ever seen an animal make.

Afterwards, he looked over at me as if to say "What? It's just a cat. It's not like it's a real pet or nothin'..."

My dog would make mincemeat outta' this little bit of fluff and fury IMO.

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2006-08-31 17:11  

#11  Dogs have owners cats have staff. There are no bad cats just bad staff.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-08-31 17:09  

#10  Did they ever stop to think that the owner of this critter doesn't want to be found and doesn't want it back?
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-08-31 17:02  

#9  Cat: The other white meat.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-31 15:06  

#8  nice kitty..come here kitty kitty...foods.. I have foods..nice kitty..thats a good kit...

Posted by: RD   2006-08-31 14:59  

#7  Brain tumor.
Posted by: 6   2006-08-31 12:46  

#6  Send the cat to Palostein. It will fit right in.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-08-31 12:06  

#5  Check IMDB for title "Rhubarb"

Warner Bros., I think.
Posted by: mojo   2006-08-31 11:56  

#4  Yeah. Whatever happened to common sense?
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-31 11:42  

#3  'I hope that it has a microchip inside it so that we can find its owner.'

It's an animal. An out of control one.
Just put the poor creature to sleep and be done with it.
Posted by: john   2006-08-31 10:05  

#2  From the comment section of the article:

"I'm so glad this cat never wandered into my house. I hate digging holes."
Posted by: no mo uro   2006-08-31 06:08  

#1  Nothing a nine iron can't fix.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-08-31 04:51  

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