Shaddup and sitdown. I need no backseat drivers! Remember, my breed is called "BOXER" for a reason...
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| Woman crashes teaching dog to drive |
| 2006-08-29 |
| A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said. The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua. "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car." Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs. |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #19 Or "chow". Maybe after the accident. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-08-29 21:01 |
| #18 Certainly wasn't a Border Collie, they like playing with the GPS too much. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-08-29 19:39 |
| #17 Peikinese, wasn't it? |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-08-29 18:23 |
| #16 Whatever breed it was, it must not have been too sharp, eh? Ugh! That's really |
| Posted by: Ulomort Jarong3816 2006-08-29 18:13 |
| #15 Or "chow". |
| Posted by: mrp 2006-08-29 17:02 |
| #14 Xinhua did not say what kind of dog ... Whatever breed it was, it must not have been too sharp, eh? |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-08-29 16:33 |
| #13 Well first I thought Zenster's pun was about the worst I'd seen, until this little gem came along. Er...um....thanks Elmavitch Ebbuper2818. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-08-29 15:35 |
| #12 "dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel" Crouching dog, Smashing fender? |
| Posted by: Elmavitch Ebbuper2818 2006-08-29 14:17 |
| #11 Headline: "Doggie Bagged!" |
| Posted by: mrp 2006-08-29 14:03 |
| #10 Shaddup and sitdown. I need no backseat drivers! Remember, my breed is called "BOXER" for a reason... |
| Posted by: BigEd 2006-08-29 12:36 |
| #9 I remember that ...LOL. Wonder if the lady had her head out the window, tongue in the breeze, while the dog drove? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-29 11:37 |
| #8 Master, Took car and Rex to town. Sit, master, stay. |
| Posted by: milo 2006-08-29 11:26 |
| #7 "Officer, don't listen to a word he says. That dog is a LIAR!!" |
| Posted by: GORT 2006-08-29 09:38 |
| #6 This reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon I can't find anymore, neither through google or on my PC where I thought it was: a police officer arresting a guy letting his dog drive, and who sez to him "what do you think I am, crazy? Sure, I let him drive from time to time, but he's never, never off the leash!". |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-08-29 04:58 |
| #5 Should have taught the mutt to speak first.No hazard involved and may even make it to the Animal Planet programme too....and even world fame. |
| Posted by: Duh! 2006-08-29 02:23 |
| #4 Driving in Hohhot |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2006-08-29 02:15 |
| #3 Doh! I wonder if she'll get any movie deals out of that. |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-08-29 01:36 |
| #2 Dog is my copilot. Come on, someone had to. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-08-29 00:59 |
| #1 What's a teaching dog? And why did the woman crash it? |
| Posted by: gromky 2006-08-29 00:44 |