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John Kerry Has Hissy Fit Over NOT Being Called "Hezbocrat"
2006-08-24
Democrats are calling on Wal-Mart to repudiate a statement by a talk show host and Wal-Mart proponent likening the party's leading lawmakers to members of a terrorist group, Hezbollah.

In a column published Tuesday, the commentator, Herman Cain, repeatedly used the term "Hezbocrats." Mr. Cain defined them as "a roaming band of militant guerrillas seeking their party's 2008 nomination for president" and said they were lobbing "rhetorical bombs at Wal-Mart."

Senator Kerry of Massachusetts denounced Mr. Cain, who serves on the Georgia steering committee of a Wal-Mart-funded advocacy group, Working Families for Wal-Mart.

"I won't stand for the 'Swiftboating' of working people and Democrats who ask tough questions of big corporations," Mr. Kerry said.

Branded as "Hezbocrats" in the column were Senator Biden of Delaware, Senator Bayh of Indiana, and Senator Clinton, as well as Governor Richardson of New Mexico. Mr. Cain made no reference to Mr. Kerry.

"Herman Cain is not a spokesperson for Wal-Mart," the company said in a statement. "We understand that he has a long-standing column and the views he expresses in that column are his own."

A spokesman for Working Families for Wal-Mart, Catherine Smith, noted that Mr. Cain was a volunteer.

"Hezbocrats was simply referring to the militant rhetoric liberals constantly use against capitalism and our economic system," an aide to Mr. Cain, Ericka Pertierra, said.

The new flap came just days after the resignation of the chairman of the same pro-Wal-Mart group, Andrew Young Jr. The civil rights leader stepped down after telling a reporter for the Los Angeles Sentinel that Wal-Mart was a boon to inner city residents because mom-and-pop stores run by Jews, Koreans, and Arabs have "ripped off" African-Americans.
"Hey, I'm relevant, too! I'm important! Call me a name!"
Posted by:Anonymoose

#8  Hezbocrats? The Great White North is already there.

Hezboliberals
Posted by: john   2006-08-24 15:58  

#7  Yeah, I had to check for a "scrappleface" or "Iowahawk" link when I was about a third of the way down. But it was all real. ROTFLMAO
Is it officially silly season already?
Posted by: Elmumble Throluper5316   2006-08-24 14:46  

#6  oh my gosh! This is a real article! The dems are so weird that it's tough to tell the difference between reality and Scrappleface anymore.
Posted by: 2b   2006-08-24 13:53  

#5  "I won't stand for the exposing of fakes and liars for the frauds they are 'Swiftboating' of welfare working people and Democrats who ask stupid tough questions of those demon evil big corporations I pretend to hate but get the majority of my campaign money from," Mr. Kerry said.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-24 12:50  

#4  Why not call them "Jihadicrats"?
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2006-08-24 12:40  

#3  "I won't stand for the 'Swiftboating' of working people and Democrats who ask tough questions of big corporations," said John Kerry, the only person ever "swifboated".


I simply will not stand for it. Good DAY to you sir!
Posted by: Mark E.   2006-08-24 12:36  

#2  Hezbocrat.
Works for me. from now on, it's hezbocrat this and hezbocrat that.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-08-24 12:14  

#1  Okay Honkey, I will!
Posted by: Jineting Graing6072   2006-08-24 12:03  

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