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Irish hearse driver fined for speeding
2006-07-08
DUBLIN - An Irish hearse driver has been fined for speeding -- while leading a funeral cortege.
Just when you thought the Euros couldn't get any goofier ...
Police ordered undertaker John Carr to pay an 80 euro ($102) fine and gave him two penalty points for driving at 69 km/hr (43 miles/hour) in a 50 km/hr zone.
"Outta my way pencilneck!"
Several other vehicles in the cortege -- on its way to a funeral in County Donegal, northwest Ireland -- were also fined and their drivers threatened with prosecution if they did not pay.
"You guys late for a funeral or something?"
Hundreds of people were caught in the same area during a police crackdown last month, including parents taking their children to school. “I’ve never heard of a hearse being done for speeding before. I supposed I’ll probably have to pay the fine,” The Irish Times newspaper quoted Carr as saying. “I’m not too worried about the points because I intend not to incur any more.”
"They'll never catch me next time!"
Posted by:Steve White

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