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China-Japan-Koreas
The Great Korean Train Robbery
2006-07-05
July 5, 2006: While everyone's attention was focused on North Korean missiles, the real story is the North Korean economy. It continues to fall apart, and more North Koreans are unhappy about that. Worse yet, more North Koreans are finding out how badly they have been screwed by their leaders.

Meanwhile, North Korean officials engage in even more bizarre behavior. For example, food and fuel supplies sent to North Korea have been halted, not to force North Korea to stop missile tests or participate in peace talks, but to return the Chinese trains the aid was carried in on. In the last few weeks, the North Koreans have just kept the trains, sending the Chinese crews back across the border. North Korea just ignores Chinese demands that the trains be returned, and insists that the trains are part of the aid program.

It's no secret that North Korean railroad stock is falling apart, after decades of poor maintenance and not much new equipment. Stealing Chinese trains is a typical loony-tune North Korean solution to the problem.

If the North Koreans appear to make no sense, that's because they don't. Put simply, when their unworkable economic policies don't work, the North Koreans just conjure up new, and equally unworkable, plans. The Chinese have tried to talk the North Koreans out of these pointless fantasies, and for their trouble they have their trains stolen.

How do you negotiate under these conditions? No one knows. The South Koreans believe that if they just keep the North Korean leaders from doing anything too destructive (especially to South Korea), eventually the tragicomic house of cards up north will just collapse. Not much of a plan, but so far, no one's come up with anything better.
Posted by:DanNY

#9  Uhh, paint, #8? I am not sure the NorKors have enough paint for a locomotive. Was that part of the Chinese aid on the trains that they stole? Otherwise, I am not sure their economy is robust enough to produce usable paint -- too many of the workers out boiling grass and the dead so that they can stay alive.
Posted by: Shieldwolf   2006-07-05 22:19  

#8  A quick paint job, new numbers and Monday in KCNA, "Kim Jong Il offers on the spot field guidance on how to steal trains".
Posted by: tu3031   2006-07-05 20:44  

#7  Monorail!
Posted by: Lyle Lanley   2006-07-05 17:48  

#6  Ah The Glate Tlain Lobberly!

An Update to the Glaat Rocomotive Chase.
Posted by: 6   2006-07-05 17:17  

#5  The Chinese can just stop sending trains over the border, but what do I know?
Posted by: Shinenter Shomose5741   2006-07-05 17:02  

#4  The Chinese can just stop sending trains over the border, but what do I know?
Posted by: Shinenter Shomose5741   2006-07-05 17:02  

#3  Brahahahahahah!!!

You Just Can't Make This Shit Up If You Tried!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-07-05 15:02  

#2  Bitting the only hand that feeds them.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-07-05 15:00  

#1  All your trains are belong to us!

On a more serious note, Kimmie keeps saying "look at me, look at me", but when we do he sticks his finger in our eye. I hope the Iranians are second-guessing their decision to get missle tech from the Norks, but maybe Ahmadinejad is just as nuts. *shudder*
Posted by: Spot   2006-07-05 10:13  

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