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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Cannibal eats elderly man alive (well, part of him, at least)
2006-07-05
NEIGHBOURS of a pensioner savaged by a cackling “cannibal” told last night how he enjoyed a peaceful village life until the sudden horrific attack. Doug Morgan, 75, and his wife Valerie were getting ready for bed when the maniac dived through a lounge window left open because of the heatwave. A fierce tussle broke out as the intruder punched the OAP — then bit him repeatedly. He chewed off Doug’s thumb and ATE it, police said.
Where's ye olde hunting 12 gauge shotgun when you need it? Oh, wait, this is England, and Europe.
He is also thought to have ripped off the villager’s left nipple with his teeth — and tore chunks from his face and upper body.

Cops who arrived at the scene in Lyonshall, near Hereford, had to drag the nut off blood-covered Doug, who had passed out with shock. They then used CS gas to knock him out. One officer was bitten and needed hospital treatment.

A police source said it was like a scene from the horror film The Silence of the Lambs, in which cannibal killer Hannibal Lecter wears a gruesome mask. The source added: “There was blood on the walls and this guy was just laughing like a maniac.”

Last night Doug was in a serious but stable condition in BristolÂ’s Frenchay hospital. Shocked Valerie, who locked herself in the bathroom after witnessing the attack, was at his bedside. She is also in her 70s.

The psycho struck just after 1am on Monday.

Police yesterday sent a team of officers to the village to reassure locals it had been a “highly unusual and random attack”.
"All over folks, go back to bed, nothing to see, all over now ..."
But they remained rigid with fear. One neighbour said: “Everyone is scared witless. There is talk of a cannibal attack in the village and no one can quite take it in.

“The old chap lived a peaceful life with his wife, then someone jumped through his window and bit off his thumb. It doesn’t bear thinking about.”

Doug and Valerie had only moved to their “dream cottage” less than two years ago after he had a triple heart bypass.

Cops last night confirmed Doug had suffered serious bite wounds, had lost a thumb and chunks of flesh from his face and body. They do not think robbery was the attacker’s motive for entering the house. And it is understood he had no connection with his victim. The police source said: “It was a bizarre and appalling attack on an old man. We have no idea why the attacker chose their house but there are mental health issues in this case.
"Brilliant! Holmes, how do you do it?"/RB staple
“Mr Morgan put up a brave fight but was set about in a cannibalistic way. His thumb could not be sewn back on because the attacker had literally eaten it.”
Yummy!
Doug and Valerie live in a half-timbered cottage that was a gatehouse to an estate. The maniac is thought to have gone on the rampage before the attack — and the property showed signs of it last night. Smashed lounge and kitchen windows were boarded up. The windscreen of Doug’s silver Renault Megane was broken and the garden shed was trashed.

JAN Ometac, 27, a Slovak who has worked as a machinist in Hereford, has appeared in court charged with attempted murder. He was remanded to a secure mental unit.
Strapped with an hockey mask?
Don't worry, given the seriousness with which the Brits take crime, he'll get ... twelve months, with half of that written off ...
Posted by:anonymous5089

#9  Reminds me of the movie set in London, England: 28 Days Later.
Posted by: Mark Z   2006-07-05 10:46  

#8  Doug Morgan, 75, and his wife Valerie were getting ready for bed when the maniac dived through a lounge window left open because of the heatwave.

I'm actually shocked that the Sun didn't blame this on Bush. Look for Al Gore to give a "Climate Change" speech here soon! I mean, if there had been no heat wave, this guy would've never attacked, I tells ya!
Posted by: BA   2006-07-05 10:21  

#7  Huh. It's different here in the US. Grandpa would have shot him and cleaned him up for cat food. Granny would have complained about cleaning up the mess.
Posted by: 2b   2006-07-05 09:11  

#6  OAP : Accepted United Kingdom shortened form of Old Age Pensioner (OAP) and used on official documents in this form.

Posted by: Steve   2006-07-05 09:01  

#5  They then used CS gas to knock him out. One officer was bitten and needed hospital treatment.
This is what happens when your cops are not armed. They should have just shot him at the scene and saved everyone a lot of trouble.
Posted by: Spot   2006-07-05 08:36  

#4  I don't know if this meant to be ironic or not, but to me this *is* funny in the sense that I don't have the slightest notion of what OAP actually means...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-07-05 08:21  

#3  A5089, that was pretty funny.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-07-05 06:56  

#2  OAP, the other white meat.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-07-05 05:36  

#1  Cannibals - why do they eat us?
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2006-07-05 05:35  

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