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2006-06-28
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Posted by:tu3031

#12  Reminds me of an old joke.

What is the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.
Posted by: MrBadJoke   2006-06-28 21:53  

#11  
"...flesh colored, but over time started looking "raw" and then finally purplish."

Ah...the rare and elusive Chameleon Penis Judiciary!

Posted by: Shomotle Cromong3364   2006-06-28 13:58  

#10   In her testimony Monday, Foster described Thompson's penis, which she claimed to have seen both flaccid and erect. She said at first it was flesh colored, but over time started looking "raw" and then finally purplish.

I... I just don't know what to say.

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-06-28 13:46  

#9  That judge have issues....

Make that tissues.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-06-28 11:48  

#8  Based on these comments, I'll pass on the article.

Too bad, you'll miss the "flesh colored, then raw and then finally purplish" description. I didn't saw that in the Ally Mc Beal courtroom sequences, which is a shame, it would have greatly enhanced that show which badly needed an exactly similar character.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-06-28 11:47  

#7  That judge have issues....
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-06-28 11:41  

#6  Based on these comments, I'll pass on the article.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-06-28 11:32  

#5  more YJCMTSU.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-06-28 11:30  

#4  Ahahaha, I'm speechless. We had a string of sex-related court incidents here over the years, including a judge playing with himself during trials, or an attorney using the court at night to shoot "charm pics" with minors, but this beats them all. The "shaving his scrotum during a baby murder trial" bit would be too much even in a Wayan bros movie.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-06-28 11:21  

#3  Thank you all for the laugh.
When will Saturday Night Live do the skit ?
Posted by: wxjames   2006-06-28 10:57  

#2  Ah, the long (and slow) hand of the law!
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-06-28 10:51  

#1  All rise!
Posted by: GORT   2006-06-28 10:49  

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