| It's us infidels, of course. We've hatched an insidious plot to have all Muslim children innoculated with the polio vaccine, which will cause the boys to grow up with hefty bosoms and all the girls to grow up with moustachios. When that happens the roles will suddenly be reversed. Honest — well, relatively honest — Pashtun menfolk will be shut up in the home, caring for a bunch of squalling brats, occasionally having their noses cut off for having affairs, while the wimmin rush off to jihad. When they're not doing that, they'll be gunning each other down in pointless arguments over whose grandmother did what to whose great-aunt, having panchayats to resolve the issues, and sending young boyz of tender years off to marry old ladies to seal the deal. What's a few iron lungs to avoid a fate like that?
I feel sorry for the kids that are going to get polio. I have no sympathy for their parents. | PESHAWAR: The Peshawar High Court (PHC) was on Thursday moved to stop the WHO-backed polio vaccination drive in Pakistan with the petitioner arguing that the anti-polio vaccine contains ingredients which weaken the male reproductive system and trigger the onset of puberty in females. The petitioner, Ghulam Ali, has made the government of Pakistan and Dr Ibrahim, the WHO country head, respondents. The petition alleges that after testing polio vaccine in Karachi and Peshawar, two ingredients Estrogen and Estradoil were found which do not create immunity against the polio virus. They “weaken the male reproductive system and accelerate puberty in females” and also weaken resistance to disease, it added.
The petitioner has requested the court to stop the polio vaccination drive and order a first information report against people involved in “playing with the lives of the country’s children”. The petitioner had also submitted a report by Dr Haroona Kiata, a Nigerian doctor, who tested the WHO’s polio vaccine administered to Nigerian children. The tests were conducted in India with the assistance of Indian doctors as the facility was not available in Nigeria. Ali has also attached an Americans Doctor’s Association study which found that children who were administered the polio vaccine were 78 percent more vulnerable to other diseases than those who were not administered the vaccine. |