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Southeast Asia
Man severs penis to prove faithfulness
2006-05-31
You can never have enough severed penis stories.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.
Posted by:ed

#8  Man severs penis to prove faithfulness

and 2 + 2 = 5

first reports are often always wrong...

Posted by: RD   2006-05-31 20:55  

#7  Oh, the lengths some people will go to.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-05-31 18:14  

#6  The wife however was not amused to hear her husband tell the nurse to 'keep the tip'.
Posted by: Jinelet Omath5090   2006-05-31 17:17  

#5  He should have just bought her a ring.
Posted by: Kobe Bryant   2006-05-31 16:10  

#4  On the cutting edge of societal evolution . . .
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-31 13:26  

#3  At least Van Gogh had the sense to cut off something non-essential....
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-31 11:26  

#2  Flowers would probably have been a better choice.
Posted by: Dreadnought   2006-05-31 11:02  

#1  Ouch.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-05-31 10:47  

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