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| "Oh Adorable Little Boy Who Makes Noise and Needs Attention!" |
| 2006-05-27 |
| Following Ahmadinejad's Letter to Bush, Iranian Satirist Writes to Ahmadinejad In response to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's May 9, 2006 letter to U.S. President Bush, the well-known expatriate Iranian satirist Ibrahim Nabavi published an open letter to President Ahmadinejad, in the online Persian daily Rooz. The following are excerpts from Nabavi's letter: [1] "Oh Adorable Little Boy Who Makes Noise and Needs Attention!" This guy's good! "...Oh adorable little boy who makes noise and needs attention! "...In your explanation [about this letter], you said that you had written to [President] Bush to present a solution to the problems in the world. What an excellent idea. But have you noticed that the problem in the world is you yourself? Do you know that it is you who are the cause of most of the bad luck and punishments now descending upon the free peoples and the countries of the world? [Do you know] that if there is a problem that must be solved, it is called Ahmadinejad?... "My dear son Mahmoud! "You wrote to George Bush: "...[You intend to] establish a single global society which is to be ruled by Jesus and by the righteous of the earth..." "My good boy! Do you really think that George Bush wants to establish a single global society so that Jesus and the righteous of the earth will rule it? Who told you this? Who said that Bush and the Americans - whose regime, thought, and laws are based on secularism - want Jesus and the righteous of the earth to rule the globe?... "All Westerners, including the Americans, have for 200 years been diligently saying that they are not interested in a religious regime, and that they advocate secularism. Now you say that they are interested in rule by Jesus? Where is Jesus? Who was talking about Jesus? On your mother's life! Go find the nutcase who taught you these things, fire him, and don't listen to him any more. [Those who taught you] see that you are naïve, so they want a laugh at your expense. They say these things in jest - and you publish them?!..." More at link. I love this guy. He'll be playing here all week. Or until the Basij track him down. Mahmoud b*tch-slapped! |
| Posted by:Thinemp Whimble2412 |
| #4 What makes this so funny is that it is just so damn true. |
| Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-05-27 20:56 |
| #3 Hilarious... |
| Posted by: john 2006-05-27 14:37 |
| #2 The punchline is worth revealing: "My Dear Mahmoud! "Your effort to convert George Bush to Islam is indeed admirable... Do you think that Bush's problem stems from the fact that he's not Muslim? If he were Muslim, he would have, first thing, become a Wahhabi, and, with the power that he possesses, would have attacked us with a vengeance overnight. So don't ask him to convert to Islam!" |
| Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-27 12:35 |
| #1 That last paragraph was priceless. |
| Posted by: djohn66 2006-05-27 11:59 |