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Playgrounds: Why do they hate Kids?
2006-05-10
PORTLAND, Ore - Most adults can remember the carefree days of childhood, climbing trees and jumping from swings, often on schoolyard playgrounds. Climbing, swinging and sliding was once a rite of passage during recess, a time for adventure, to see how high, how far and how fast we could go as a kid. Today, kids find themselves grounded, victims of a culture of fear and injury litigation. A growing number of school districts are going so far as to ban the game of tag and are even posting signs that read "no running on the playground." Is there real danger on the modern playground? Safety advocates say yes and want to eliminate it.

Their first target: The Evil machines formally known as swing sets. They've convinced Portland Public Schools to remove all swings from elementary schools playgrounds. But even a playground inspector finds the removal of swing sets a little over the top. He says that swinging creates motion and is an important part of childhood development.

But the safety advocates don't stop there.
Why?Â…because they just canÂ’t stop themselves.
Portland Public Schools have also rejected merry go-rounds, tube slides, track rides, arch climbers, and teeter-totters.
Oh My!
At Grant Park in Northeast Portland, some parents embrace a new plastic enclosed play area, noting that the construction of the play equipment does not have sharp corners, and soft surfaces are used in many areas.
No doubt it comes fully equipped with helmets, Ritalin dispenser, and a large multilingual precaution sign.
As for the disappearing swings at school playgrounds, some parents say the kids won't miss them, while others decry the move as overprotective.
Posted by:DepotGuy

#10  Being its portland... maybe the gay laywers want the playgrounds for themselves and not the kids.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-05-10 22:17  

#9  "And the Meek shal Inhibit the earth" (Don't remember just where I first heard that, but it's true)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2006-05-10 21:40  

#8  The 'modern' Western perception of risk is one of its most critical weaknesses. It is endemic. Examples:
1) See above comment.
2) New prescription drugs - don't consider the harm of not having them; emphasize the harm they sometimes cause.
3) War can be less risky in the long run than 'not war' - see WWII, and perhaps soon Iran?

War happens when both sides think they will win. Peace happens when one side knows it will lose (or chooses to lose even though it could win.) Peace through superior firepower is true.
Posted by: Glenmore   2006-05-10 19:31  

#7  "no running on the playground."

Seriously, isn't 'not running', with the attendant obesity and poor cardio-vascular health, a far greater risk than 'running'?
Posted by: Glenmore   2006-05-10 19:22  

#6  pensils arent bad, itn the sharpeners that need to be regulated.
Posted by: HalfEmpty   2006-05-10 18:10  

#5  And scissors. Too much running with scissors, if you ask me...
Posted by: Fred   2006-05-10 17:20  

#4  thay needa ban pensils to.
Posted by: muck4doo   2006-05-10 15:10  

#3  I got a concussion from a swingset when I was four. And hey, I turned out fine!
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-05-10 14:38  

#2  I believe it will come down to:

Never do anything for the first time.
Posted by: Shailing Angolung5318   2006-05-10 14:19  

#1  Idiots. My kid broke/sprained his foot (xray was inconclusive) "flying" off a swing at a day camp for autistic kids last summer. He was fine my biggest worry was that the insurance co. would sue the camp.

People have got to get a grip and freeze these weenies out of the process.
Posted by: Ebbeper Shamble8998   2006-05-10 14:03  

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