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Pakistani dies in German jail
2006-05-05
German policemen have tortured to death a Pakistani, Amir Abdu Rehaman Cheema, reported Geo television on Thursday.
"Fritz! Gimme meine Schpeinenschnäpper!"
"Jawohl, Herr Obertörtüremeister!"
"Und bringst du der Gärdenhöse! Ziss vill be meßy!"
Amir was arrested in Berlin for attacking a German newspaperÂ’s editor for printing the cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad (may his drip clear up peace be upon him).
"Youse can't make fun o' my Profit (PTUI) an' get away with it!"
"Wass der Helle?"
"You mit dem Blüdgeon! Schtick 'em up!"
AmirÂ’s father Nazir Cheema told the channel that a Foreign Office official had telephoned him on Thursday and told him about his sonÂ’s death while in police custody.
"He's todt, Herr Obertörtüremeister!"
"Vell, cäll der fämily und bringst du mir another one!"
Cheema said AmirÂ’s body would be handed over to the Pakistani embassy in Berlin on Monday for sending to Pakistan. He lamented the government could take no action, saying, Pakistan would accept whatever German officials say - my family is actually worried about AmirÂ’s dead body.
"Fritz!"
"Ja, Herr Obertörtüremeister!"
"Do sömething terrible to the body before zending it bäck to Päkischtan!"
Foreign Office Spokesperson Tasneem Aslam confirmed the incident. Pakistan has asked Germany for details of the incident, she said. “German officials note to the embassy in Berlin read: Amir Cheema committed suicide in the prison by hanging himself with a rope,” she added.
"Congratulations, Herr Obertörtüremeister! You haff tortured him into hanging himzelf mit einen Röpe!"
“Pakistan has stressed that Amir’s body be handed over as soon as possible.” She said Pakistan would decide to launch protest Amir’s death in police custody after receiving a final investigation report from German officials’. MMA and PML-N MPs raised the issue in the parliament but to no avail, added the channel. MNA Farid Piracha and Mian Aslam also visited Amir’s family and assured them they would raised the issue in the National Assembly today.
Posted by:Fred

#12  heh heh
Posted by: Frank G   2006-05-05 20:10  

#11  heh heh
Posted by: 6   2006-05-05 19:34  

#10  Frank you called?
Posted by: Michael Hutchence   2006-05-05 15:58  

#9  I worry about you Frank.
Posted by: 6   2006-05-05 15:16  

#8  OP: that's what you get when you combine Pilates and Autoerotic asphyxiation....
Posted by: Frank G   2006-05-05 14:19  

#7   intentionally commit a self-inflicted upper-lumbar stretching.
I'm sure Steve W will concur that it was his Cervical spine that was stretched, not his lumbar (lower back). I used to do that for physical therapy, but had a collar that didn't break my bones or choke off my air supply. Either way, he's doorknob dead - one less irrationalislamic to deal with.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-05-05 13:36  

#6  Abu Amir's accusation is more plausible than German accusations of Guantanamo torture. At least there is a body in this case.
Posted by: ed   2006-05-05 12:33  

#5  Â“German policemen have tortured to death a Pakistani…”

Apparently if you have a quote from the stiffs pappy itÂ’s not mandatory to actually have proof of such an allegation. After all, someone that's as stable to attack another for printing a frikkinÂ’ cartoon would never intentionally commit a self-inflicted upper-lumbar stretching.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2006-05-05 12:11  

#4  Mausetot. Dead as doornails. Ich errinere mich.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-05-05 11:25  

#3  Ok, ein tote. Haaben zee MORE bitte ?????
Posted by: Boesoeker   2006-05-05 07:47  

#2  hee hee hee Captain Fred!
Posted by: 6   2006-05-05 07:28  

#1  LOL, Fred!
Posted by: Thith Javitle6306   2006-05-05 03:04  

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