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Russia launches test missile in bid to scare USA
2006-04-25
Our missile engineers have finally come to the fore once again. On Saturday an intercontinental ballistic missile was launched from Kapustin Yar test-site in the Astrakhan region, and just a few minutes later successfully hit its target at the Sary-Shagan test-site in Kazakhstan.

It would have been impossible to tell whether this was a new or old missile from its flight, because the very latest warhead for the ‘Bulava’ sea-based missile complex had been placed on an old K65M-P carrier produced in the 1960s. It was this new “head” that was the subject of the tests carried out by missile engineers. The launch of this missile can be seen as our reply to the Americans who have started to afford themselves statements along the lines that there is no nuclear parity anymore, and Russia can be written off on a strategic level. They wish….

The commanding officer for Strategic Missile Troops General-Colonel Nikolay Solovtsov said the following about the significance of Saturday’s launch: “The USA is planning to develop its articulated ballistic missile defense on such a scale that it could disturb strategic stability. The main task of this launch was to test a single fighting block for both land and sea-based ballistic missiles and a series of elements which have been developed to overcome ballistic missile defense systems”.

They prepared especially thoroughly for this launch – nowadays the military unfortunately does not often need to test new warheads. In addition the high command was in charge of the launch: before the tests got underway two helicopters landed on the test site, out of which came the Deputy Minister of Defense Aleksandr Belousov, Commanding officer for Strategic Missile Troops General-Colonel Nikolay Solovtsov and even the head financial coordinator for the Minsitry of Defense Lyubov Kudelina (money apparently played a major role in these tests).

Admittedly the honourable guests did not see the colourful lift-off – because of the vagaries of the weather it had to put back by almost a day. The superiors could not wait around for it.

In reality, the bad weather would not have been a problem for either the missile or its new ‘head’. But the quite unique, very accurate measuring equipment which only exists on this test-site could “be struck blind” in stormy conditions. For that reason they decided not to risk it and possibly waste money. Furthermore they had to wait until they could be sure that during the launch and flight of the missile, no American surveillance satellites, which fly over Kapustin Yar several times a day, happened to be in the area, where they could observe the tests.

In the end, when all these conditions coincided (this happened by Saturday evening), the missile-carrier launched successfully. The measuring equipment precisely recorded that the new warhead successfully broke through the nominal anti-missile defense of the enemy.

Incidentally, for reference: from this test site the first Soviet ballistic missile ‘R-1’ was launched in October 1947,. the dogs Dezik and Gypsy flew into space in 1951 and now we have the latest innovation in the Russian “Bulava” nuclear shield.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#10  ROFL Mojo!


9.89
Extra points for Reaganesque stylin.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-25 19:01  

#9  lol, Mojo! I was thinkin' the same thing. We're supposed to be scared because they (finally) successfully launched a missile and it hit it's target. Heck, we did that on an hourly basis back during GWI. And, their monitoring field doesn't work during bad weather? Good grief. Makes me almost feel sorry for the lads in the Russian military...it's fallin' apart, for all intents and purposes.
Posted by: BA   2006-04-25 14:11  

#8  "Spooked US Launches Full Counter-Force Strike Against USSR Russia"

Congratulations, I guess...
Posted by: mojo   2006-04-25 12:58  

#7  What am missing here? All I am seeing is that they tested a medium range missile and successfully hit one target.
Posted by: Mike N.   2006-04-25 11:14  

#6  Oh, we noticed Russia. We just don't give a shit.
Any complaints may be made at that reindeer over there.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-04-25 11:05  

#5  ...The Soviets Russians have had a positively LOUSY record of test fires over the last few years, including two failures in front of President Putin. Good on them they got this one off the ground - but the hyperbolic clod who wrote this better not be holding his breath for the next one.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2006-04-25 08:11  

#4  hmmmm if the missle was suppose to scare the U.S. you would what the U.S. Sats to be looking right?
Posted by: djohn66   2006-04-25 05:22  

#3  "Made you look!"
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-25 01:12  

#2  It's five before midnight, Bulava missile time.
Posted by: Jackal   2006-04-25 01:07  

#1  Egads, men, we were wrong - it was the Russians that invented everything, not the North Koreans.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-04-25 00:08  

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