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-Short Attention Span Theater-
House swallows man
2006-04-24
It was like a scene from a horror film: A 27-year-old man plummeted into a gaping hole that suddenly opened beneath a house, trapping him beneath foundation rubble and killing him. Authorities say the home, built in the 1980s, may have been sitting atop a decades-old underground mine.
Or it could be possessed by demons...
Recent rains could have softened the ground under the home, in an isolated area near Lake Alta.
Or Beelzebub could be using it as a hideout...
"It's unbelievable," Placer County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Dena Erwin said. "From the front of the house, it's absolutely normal. Then, in the middle of the house, is this enormous hole."
"And creepy music keeps coming out of the house. And every once in awhile the hole... the hole... it burps!"
The victim was awake and on the ground floor about 9:30 p.m. Friday when the concrete foundation near the kitchen gave way, sending him plunging into to the ground, Erwin said.
He ignored those ghostly voices warning "Get out!" for too long.
1st rule of home ownership, if the house sez "Get out!", leave. Call a realtor from the next state.
Rescuers had trouble reaching him because the ground began to shift, creating an unsafe situation for work crews.
"Dang Ned, it seems like the earth is eating him!"
Authorities returned to the home Sunday to try and remove the man's body, though geologists were still testing the house's soundness.
In unrelated news, Halliburton officials have discovered that there is a Mecca in California as well as Arabia.
Posted by:Jackal

#11  I just got an email from a boyhood friend, now a retired locomotive engineer out of Roseville, California. The 32-year-old victim was the only son of a California Highway Patrol officer. My friend was friends with them.

There are only two things that I can think of for the cause, and that is a collapse of an abandoned underground mine, or a sinkhole due to limestone. I used to go into caves in the area when I was a kid, around Clipper Gap.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-04-24 22:25  

#10  another spemble in California! sheeesh! »:-)
Posted by: RD   2006-04-24 22:21  

#9  that was /thick sarcasm, NS :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-24 22:20  

#8  In California you have to disclose everything. The closing binder from the sale of my 3,000 sq ft house is 2 inches thick. The lawyers will get rich on this one. They'll end up blaming it on claim jumpers.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-04-24 22:05  

#7  do you have to disclose this when you sell? seems like it'll knock $5K-10K off the asking price
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-24 21:59  

#6  ;-)
Posted by: lotp   2006-04-24 20:34  

#5  I'm betting that homeowner's insurance has some kind of exclusion for this.
Posted by: Darrell   2006-04-24 19:53  

#4  What a shame he got caught by geological inevitability, but a blessing the rest of the family was spared. My condolences to his family.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-04-24 13:59  

#3  :(
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-24 11:38  

#2  More from SF Gate on the man killed:

He was a substitute teacher at the community's only elementary school. His wife, whom he had met while teaching overseas, is five months' pregnant with the couple's first child.

Chellew's parents, who lived above the garage occupied by their only child, weren't home when he was killed, Erwin said.

"He was a wonderful, standup guy," said a neighbor, who asked that his name not be used. "He'd give the shirt off his back to anyone."
Posted by: Penguin   2006-04-24 11:03  

#1  Did they move the gravestones, but not the graves? Or perhaps the next Hellmouth just popped up.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2006-04-24 00:20  

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