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India-Pakistan
Four unborn girls made Vani
2006-04-11
MULTAN: Another case of Vani has come to light as four unborn girls have been pledged to this cruel tradition on the orders of a local council (jirga) held in Sadar police precincts in Dera Ghazi Khan on Friday (April 7).
I'll admit, those are the youngest child brides I've ever heard of...
Eight years ago, three cousins — Abdul Karim, Noor Bakhsh and Faqeer Muhammad — gunned down Hussain Bakhsh.
He probably deserved it...
The court sentenced a life term imprisonment to Noor Bakhsh and acquitted Abdul Karim and Faqeer Muhammad giving them benefit of doubt.
"I dunnit and I'm glad!"
"What my client means, yer honor, is that even though the decedent is perforated from head to foot, the prosecution can't prove that any of them bullet holes wuz produced by him!"
"Hokay. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. But don't let it happen again!"
Around the same time, former nazim of Fort Munro, Hamid Khan Zanglani, Aslam Qaimani and Muhammad Ali Qaimani held the jirga and decided that the accused party would offer six girls as Vani, Rs 3.5 million and property worth Rs 5.5 million as compensation.
Oh, yasss... I'm sure that Hussain Bakhsh was worth every rupee. He was an estimable man, with a large turban. He always kept his weapons clean. Except for that last incident, of course...
These were the terms for reconciliation. According to the decision made by the jirga, girls that would be born in the house of Imam Bakhsh, father of Noor Bakhsh, Riaz Muhammad, Jan Muhammad, Abdul Karim and Ali Haider would be given to the family of the murdered man. On Friday, Hamid Zanglani, Ahmad Ali, Aslam Qaimani and others held another jirga and decreased the number of girls from six to four.
But they added a Buck knife and a goat, so it all worked out even...
When contacted, District Police Officer Salman Chaudhry said, "It was not in my knowledge nor any complaint or report was received by the police station. However we would investigate the case because now Vani is a cognisable offence."
"Not that we cognizate on it very often..."
Posted by:Fred

#7  perhaps a deal can be reached


(just trying to keep the standards down til PD/.com resurfaces)
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-11 19:22  

#6  Take a ride on the "Love Goat...the Love Goat.."
Posted by: Sgt. D.T.   2006-04-11 18:41  

#5  A5089, I don't why you go on about your English. That was clever and funny in a subtle way.
Yeah, I'm very good at hinted bestiality, me being from the country and all.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-04-11 11:48  

#4  Telling the joke about how she has the body of a 18-month-old would be tasteless, so I'm not gonna do it.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-11 11:18  

#3  A5089, I don't why you go on about your English. That was clever and funny in a subtle way.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-04-11 09:16  

#2  What kind of Buck knife? I've just bought one, very slick looking and sharp, but it has some (slight) bladeplay. And is the goat a virgin?

Damn, I'm not sure decreasing the vani number was a good thing after all.
And anyway, the grooms will have to wait 9 years before consumating the marriage, what will they do in the meantime?
Oh, yeah... the goat... now I get it.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-04-11 08:47  

#1  At 6 4 girls, Rs 3.5 million in cash and Rs 5.5 million in property, ol' Hussain Bakhsh was valuable. What's the chance he was gunned down by his own family, as in "Why, you're worth more dead than alive Hussain. Hey that give me an idea!"
Posted by: Spot   2006-04-11 08:41  

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