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2006-02-16 | |||
A 20-year-old North Dakota State University student has been arrested for "criminal attempt and possession of drug paraphernalia" after trying to score some marijuana at a West Fargo police station, In-Forum News reports. Grace Sium rang the cop shop at 3.15am last Saturday enquiring as to where she might acquire some blow. Despite the dispatcher's repeated protestations that "selling and possessing marijuana was illegal", Sium persisted. Accordingly, the dispatcher admitted the cops had puff in the witness locker, and said if Sium swung by they would "hook her up".
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Posted by:anonymous5089 |
#15 blow = coke |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-02-16 23:27 |
#14 This year's competition for Darwin awards is really fierce. |
Posted by: gromgoru 2006-02-16 22:36 |
#13 Cut 'er loose. She tried to go through proper channels. /culture klash |
Posted by: 6 2006-02-16 17:37 |
#12 I think all the energy expended in growing that hair has robbed her brain of nutrients. Not to mention the physical exhaustion from signing her name. |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-02-16 15:24 |
#11 Alrighty then, more information that sheds light on our intrepid heroines antics. Her name is "Grace (Tzega Ogbazhi) Sium"! And it seems she ain't from these parts. It might be perfectly acceptable in her homeland to attempt to buy pot from the cops, for $3! Heh, heh! |
Posted by: Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-16 14:56 |
#10 And this would be the articulate genius! I think all the energy expended in growing that hair has robbed her brain of nutrients. |
Posted by: Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-16 14:18 |
#9 Thanks, TW ;>) |
Posted by: BA 2006-02-16 09:32 |
#8 RFSP = really fucking stupid person |
Posted by: trailing wife 2006-02-16 09:18 |
#7 .com, gotta ask....What's RFSP? Is there a rantburg Acronym dictionary you can link to? I know most of them, and are learning others, but having been out of the loop for a lil' time, I'm gettin' rusty, I guess. |
Posted by: BA 2006-02-16 09:09 |
#6 Did she catch a glimpse of the shutter gun? Did she take the NDRAB out to look for her stash at 4 am? |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-02-16 08:55 |
#5 I remember one police officer with an amazing record of drug busts. He would show up at the door of an apartment after a party noise complaint, knock on the door, and when they answered asked if he could buy some drugs. Invariably, they would ask him if he was a cop. He would reply "Yes". They would laugh and go get him drugs. The punchline: He did it in uniform! As a second punchline, I suppose, his department eventually made him stop using his technique. I guess their rationale was that it was like hunting in a baited field. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-02-16 08:50 |
#4 I would have taken the REDS man!!! |
Posted by: ARMYGUY 2006-02-16 08:40 |
#3 Some years back we had a woman show up at the Montgomery Alabama Police Department to swear out a warrant against her boyfriend who stole her crack cocaine. Busted them both. (When the cops stopped laughing) |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-02-16 08:38 |
#2 She articulated herself in the police station too? |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-02-16 07:33 |
#1 ROFL! Is this like Suicide by Cop Lite? RFSP. As the man said, YJCMTSU. DnD*. * Dumber n' Dirt |
Posted by: .com 2006-02-16 07:29 |