 | They'll do everything necessary to create jobs except that which is necessary to create jobs. |
CAIRO - Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Nazif said plans to tackle crippling unemployment levels are high on the agenda of his new government programme, which he unveiled Monday in parliament. “The cabinet gives priority to job creations in order to absorb the growing workforce and implement President (Hosni) Mubarak’s program for 4.5 million new jobs in six years,” he said.
According to official figures, unemployment in Egypt -- a country of 73 million -- is just under 10 percent but independent observers say it is twice that.
| All of whom seethe on command. |
Revealing his programme to MPs, Nazif promised 260 million dollars in funding for small and medium-sized enterprises, which he said should lead to the creation of 150,000 jobs. In addition, “some 130,000 jobs will be created each year through other means of funding such as bank loans,” said the premier, whose cabinet was sworn in a month ago.
"What will all these new workers do, Abdul?"
"I dunno, Mahmoud. Make 'em bank examiners, I don't care." |
Nazif said the funding of larger projects should generate 240,000 jobs each year and also promised the creation of some 125,000 jobs in the tourism industry. “We are hoping to increase the number of tourists by one million every year,” he said. According to government figures, the number of tourists who visited Egypt rose from 8.1 to 8.6 million in 2005.
| Wait til the Islamic Brotherhood blows up a few tourists. |
Nazif said that the unwieldy number of civil servants paralysed the economy and added that young Egyptians should be educated and encouraged to set up their own businesses.
| There's a foreign concept. How about firing a whole bunch of civil servants instead of giving them pay raises? |
During MubarakÂ’s campaign for EgyptÂ’s first multi-candidate presidential election in September last year, he vowed to hike the salaries of five to seven million civil servants by 75 to 100 percent, build half a million new housing units, thousands of miles of roads, 3,500 schools and 1,000 factories.
| No clue as to what the civil servants would do to add value to the system, no idea of how to build the houses or roads, no plan to educate Egyptian children for the future, and no clue as to what to build in those shiny new factories. |
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