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Home Front: Politix
Hillary's Wet-Finger / Novelty Campaign
2006-01-26
The original is a Joycian stream of consciousness - the paragraph breaks are mine.
Hillary Clinton wants to be all things to all people.

In the last couple of weeks, she has stepped to the left of the president on health care, to the right of the president on Iran and into the realm of radicalism on race. Positioning herself for the 2008 presidential campaign, Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) is simultaneously broadening and narrowing her policy positions. Mostly, she just calls repeatedly for "new leadership." Hillary's policy positions are nothing new. She has nothing particularly interesting to say.

In fact, Hillary's talking points are the same as 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry's were during his failed run. Both Hillary and Kerry criticize Bush's handling of health care in eerily similar language. "Today, we're making things worse with deliberate neglect and flawed policies that are diminishing the coverage that Americans have. That is shifting costs to others and leaving consumers, businesses and local governments with the bill," Clinton said this week.

And here's Kerry, circa October 2004: "Bush has turned his back on the wellness of America. And there is no system. In fact, it's starting to fall apart Â… because of the larger issue that we don't cover Americans."

Hillary wants to be viewed as a hawk on foreign policy, just as Kerry did. And she is simultaneously taking money from pro-Iran sources, just as Kerry did. Kerry repeatedly called Iran a bigger threat than Iraq during his 2004 campaign yet took hundreds of thousands of dollars from pro-regime groups and individuals. Hillary called for United Nations sanctions and even placed the threat of military action against Iran on the table this week; meanwhile, she accepts campaign donations from wealthy Muslim Americans connected to the pro-regime American Iranian Council.

Hillary's racial pandering is nothing new, either. With Al Sharpton looking on, Hillary remarked this week in Harlem that the House of Representatives was run "like a plantation." John Kerry's pandering was slightly more amusing; he remarked that rap "has a lot of poetry in it. There's a lot of anger, a lot of social energy in it. And I think you'd better listen to it pretty carefully 'cause it's important."

Hillary votes like Ted Kennedy on a consistent basis. Congressional Quarterly compiles a list of "key votes" each year: In 2001, Clinton voted like Kennedy 9 out of 10 times, in 2002, 12 out of 13, and in 2003, 13 out of 14. She receives a 100 percent rating from NARAL Pro-Choice America each year. In 2004, she received an 11 percent rating from the National Taxpayers Union; in 2003-2004, she received a 78 percent rating from the American Civil Liberties Union; and in 2003-2004, she received a 100 percent rating from the NAACP.

Hillary is a doctrinaire liberal. She follows the party line. Read transcripts of her speeches, and she is indistinguishable from Harry Reid, Tom Daschle and a hundred other Democratic hopefuls. She is not a great thinker. She is not a great speaker. She has one thing going for her: novelty.

Hillary might as well wear a T-shirt reading: "Vote for Me: I'm the Woman Who Married Bill Clinton." Were Hillary not Bill's wife, she would likely be an obscure partisan hack working at the Democratic National Committee headquarters. Because she is Bill's wife, she is the leading contender for the Democratic nomination in 2008.

There's only one problem for Hillary: Novelty campaigns do not win presidential elections. She will not win the presidency simply on the basis of her gender. She will not win simply because she can bring out Bill to rally the crowd (just ask Al Gore and John Kerry). Winning our nation's trust -- and our highest office -- requires more than a pantsuit, nicely coiffed hair and a purse.

Americans are not sexist; we are quite willing to vote a woman into office. We are not willing to vote a woman into office, however, simply because she is a woman. Just ask Geraldine Ferraro, Michael Dukakis' running mate. That novelty gambit garnered Dukakis slightly more votes than Dukakis had family members; he was defeated by a 465-to-111 margin in the Electoral College.

American politics has become identity politics, but it still takes more than identity to be elected. The novelty of a high-ranking woman in politics doesn't even last on television -- ask Geena Davis, whose "Commander in Chief" ratings have been falling steadily since the beginning of the season. It certainly won't last in the real world, where decisions actually matter.

"I just dropped in
To see what position
My position was in..."
Posted by:.com

#24  DNA that finger - cross check Janet Reno and Donna Shalala....*urp*

happy now?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-01-26 21:30  

#23  jeeeeez.. Capt....the olfactory stank finger


eeeuuuurrrP
Posted by: RD   2006-01-26 21:11  

#22  Hillary has (stinky) wet finger waiting for Bill to come.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-01-26 20:14  

#21  I'd offer to help you with all that curry, but my belly is already protesting the abuse from earlier.

This place has great food.
Posted by: BH   2006-01-26 18:33  

#20  Lol - I knew you had good taste, BH!
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 18:12  

#19  Amazing coinkydink - I had Panang Curry for lunch today. Good stuff.
Posted by: BH   2006-01-26 18:07  

#18  Heh, you a curry man?

I was taught how to make Thai red curry, and I prefer the Panaeng style with coconut milk, by my beloved Kuhn Mae - a mama-san I met on Patpong waaay back - I miss her. She'd prolly give me the look, not a word spoken if course, because it was a little thin this time. Taste was great, but just a tad thinner than she (lol, I) prefer.

She also taught me how to make Masaman Neu-ah (beef stew in peanut sauce), but I never quite get it right, damnit, so I go out when that craving hits. Gawd I love Thai food, lol. I have no chrome on my bumper hitch, at the moment, lol. I hit about pet 9 on the farang scale. The Thai scale is a whole 'nuther thing, lol.

We could put CCR's Run Through The Jungle on and lose several layers of skin and most of our taste-buds, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 17:36  

#17  .com

Chopped lime leaf eh? Obviously you are an excellent cook. Do you like balding old buggers, and stories about gladiators? I'll be right over.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 17:03  

#16  Yes, I've noticed. Waste up is bad enuf, and FDR even though he was a worthless democrat, was more pleasing to the eyes.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 16:56  

#15  Hey B-Man, ever notice how Hillary is never pictured from the waste down? Kinda of the Roosevelt and his crutches?
Posted by: TomAnon   2006-01-26 16:53  

#14  Chopped lime leaf on top?

Heh. Just finished prepping the chicken, (kai) and got the rice going. Sesame oil in the skillet... Coconut milk, pea pods, bamboo shoots, and water chestnuts ready and waiting...
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 16:52  

#13  Panang Kai vir 2 ? Extra curry on mine please. I'll bring the Guinness.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 16:41  

#12  So, yesterday we had the MamaMoonbat/BJ juxtaposition, and today we have the Hillary/wet finger.

I'm afraid to come back here tomorrow...
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-01-26 16:26  

#11  Doc / B-man - I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Promise. I'm gonna go do some pennance. I think I'll make Panaeng Kai.

;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 16:14  

#10  The terms "wet finger" and "Hillary" should never, ever be combined for use in the same sentence. Totally disgusting.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 16:01  

#9  Ferraro was Mondale's running mate. Benson was Dukakis' Get your history right.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2006-01-26 12:30  

#8  When he becomes SecGen at the UN, the first one who publishes a JM Dixionary stands to make a fortune...
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 12:22  

#7  There will be a white van pulling up outside soon to take me away as I have just quoted Joe...... sheesh...
Posted by: TomAnon   2006-01-26 12:19  

#6  JoeMendiola posted this late last night about Hillary and it still works for this thread as well so I pulled it over:

"Like many on the Net I believe Y2006 vv the Rogues/WOT will decide what Der Waffen SS Marx/StalinMaterfrau does for 2008. Save MSM-verif Bush/GOP-blamed nuke mushroom clouds over US cities and or US Milfors oversea vv "brinkmanship", Hillary's got nuthin - her "MEN BAD, WOMEN GOOD", Absolute Political Neutralism = Absolute Truth/Reality, hyper-correct MSM strategems are not getting her anywhere. Other than new casualty-intesive 9-11's events by the Spetzlamists, only Dubya himself admitting to being complicit or ordering 9-11 or Y2000 elex fraud can save her POTUS ambitions for 2008. The DemoLefties know it - anti-US War(s) and Cold War-style nuke "brinkmanship" are all they hsve left.

In other words, Hillary do'nt stand a chance.
Posted by: TomAnon   2006-01-26 12:18  

#5  I wonder if she'll have to do a fan dance at the Castro in the California primary to clinch the nomination.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-01-26 11:13  

#4  Honestly O-dotted-one, that headline brought to mind a HORRIBLE image.

I need to go scrub my brain. . .
Posted by: Doc8404   2006-01-26 11:08  

#3  Hillary Clinton wants to be all things to all people.

Only until re-elected.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2006-01-26 08:46  

#2  She is not a great thinker. She is not a great speaker. and she is not a great looker.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 08:34  

#1  

The Big Empty * Meet Hidden Agendas

1) "Today, we're making things worse with deliberate neglect and flawed policies that are diminishing the coverage that Americans have. That is shifting costs to others and leaving consumers, businesses and local governments with the bill," Clinton said this week.
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TAX TAX TAX YOU...SPEND SPEND SPEND YOUR MONEY


2) "Bush has turned his back on the wellness of America. And there is no system. In fact, it's starting to fall apart
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You Will *Heart* SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, The FULL BLOWN Version.

3) The House of Representatives was run "like a plantation."
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Make Way for Chocolate Politics
Posted by: Hillary Nagin for Prez   2006-01-26 07:52  

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